Anyone remember when Oscar Wilde wrote a whole chapter…

Anyone remember when Oscar Wilde wrote a whole chapter explaining Dorian’s earthly possessions and aesthetics, also in excruciating detail?

Anyone remember when Victor Hugo wrote a whole chapter explaining the underground sewage system in France in excruciating detail?

Got you, I saw that I knew nobody could be that perfect

Barbies can’t be Kens! And who said we were trying to be?

Would you kill the spider like he did? Just so I would feel safe instead Would you carry me inside If I fell asleep on the ride?

Care or love phenomenon Someone who pays attention

I bought a toy knife It didn’t work as planned It was a real knife The description was bland

Chocolatey birthday cakes Frogs and movie themed parties Dresses and shoes that only look good in pictures Dreams and hopes and wishes and most importantly, you

You knew them for how long? That’s very long, you win this game I don’t recognize the person you’re describing Are you sure our persons are the same? *