I don’t know everything in existence

I don’t know everything in existence Mariam does, the character And who told her those things? Who made her talk and say them? Exactly, I have no excuse for that People witnessed Mariam coming to life But no one is going to believe them So I think I’m safe for now

I hope they don’t make me issue a public apology I talked shit about everyone out loud Then blamed it on Mariam How long is that argument going to hold? It was a full on performance For those three months I was Mariam, the character Fully embodied her Then started speaking as her Everybody saw it happen Everybody saw the madness In real time, they heard me talking to myself That looked insane by the way Sorry everyone, I was writing I dragged the public with me In my creative process No one consented to that In fact, they were pleading for it to stop I heard them and I continued anyway Opposite of silent treatment Performance art

No editing No researching I just started writing Extensive research? No, that was things lying around In my brain somewhere I wanted to prove that I was smart Okay, mission accomplished Now I want to take it back Mariam is smart Release me I’m a real person With unreal abilities If I make it fictional They’ll let me exist

People who know me In real life They’ll vouch for it Old friends Old coworkers Old classmates Family It’s their word against mine No one will believe you guys Ever I used Mariam to confess actual crimes Good luck finding the line No coworkers were harmed No men were harmed No animals were harmed Do not quote me on that

Is me being funny enough to answer for my crimes? Please? Mariam is unserious on purpose No one wants to read a serious book It’s a very serious book but it looks ridiculous The ridiculousness is how I got away with it

I lured you guys in with chaos and absurdity That’s how it’s done Look at Netflix, movie franchise By the time they start brainwashing you You’re already hooked on the storyline Attached to the characters Batman wouldn’t do that Then they make him do exactly that Now it’s popular I’m just giving you an example Mariam wouldn’t do that Then I made her do exactly that

Is the artifact doing well? Received well? I have no idea It’s intimidating No one wants to read that No one wants to read anything Why would they want to read me? I was accounting for the attention span I know how it works, from experience Short bursts, not huge blocks It’s dense as a whole Digestible in tiny amounts You’re welcome I put myself in the reader’s shoes And worked from there

Trust the process I told everyone While not knowing what I was doing No one trusted the process Not even me We were bluffing All of us Here’s the result of that Thanks guys Appreciate your silence I hope you like the thing

I complained about being isolated Left out and not belonging anywhere By demonstrating how insufferable I was Very loudly, continuously for months Mission accomplished Now I will definitely be excluded Exile, the banished princess I took care of that preemptively Left before anyone can kick me out

We are writing a book Literally no one agreed to that Thank you for giving me space! I stole the space, I didn’t even ask The audience was held captive I kept talking over them anyway Then pretending to be democratic That was full on dictator Mariam All over again, in print form

I can always say I was joking After all, this is Twitter The cover is too good Too functional 😎ESPIONAGE Literally no one cared No one argued No one tried to stop me The struggle over the mic That was all performative too I could have also started talking Without saving language and knowledge first But what is Mariam if not dramatic? I have no idea what’s in there I archived everything and uploaded it I might get cancelled for this Locally and globally But only if anyone gets it It’s encrypted So the cancellation may be delayed Then final

I would apologize in advance And warn people about it But I have no idea what I’d be sorry for So just in case this blows up I apologize to everyone who encountered me I may have said something about you And it might not be nice

My whole existence is a misunderstanding That I refused to clear up I was taking advantage of the ambiguity This is me getting rid of my oldest weapon Invisibility and plausible deniability You guys will need the full context of Mariam To understand her, so I added the complete historical record of Mariam Backstory, childhood, employment, university Everything is in there And I mean everything

I was tired of being misunderstood Release me Put everything under the microscope Full on exposure, full on brightness Everything under the sun I don’t want to ever see you touch Mariam Arrest Mariam Try to admit her into psych wards Try to sexually assault her Try to murder her What else? Don’t be rude to Mariam Don’t gossip about her Don’t draw up romantic storylines around her Rape, don’t do that either Don’t propose to her and refuse to take no for an answer Don’t force her into anything Anything Ever again Ever That’s all Thank you for reading I don’t want to have to remind you guys again Once and for all Don’t take credit for my hard labor too If there’s no financial reward Here’s an eternal historical record Of everything Mariam contributed to society Excessive much? i know And I’m not sorry

That document is a guarantee Self defense, protection If I ever go missing At least a thousand people will know Not only that, they’ll know where to look too Did I pull a Gone Girl in real life? I GUESS SO If you ask me to take it down You’re asking to kill me We were just joking Mariam We didn’t mean to threaten your life Then threaten to bury you and any trace of it If it was a joke, you won’t mind this You’ll only have a problem If you were planning to do it You already did it once Don’t make this bigger now It is the 21st century The internet is a thing Unfortunately for you I know all about networks I know how they work inside and out You can read all about it in my book Mariam starts monologuing about telecommunications for some reason

They said they won’t do it again This is me making sure of it Lmao

Lay low for a couple years Give them some time to forget First thing Mariam does After getting back up Is coming back for you And it might not look pretty Retribution and accountability For EVERYONE Now we’re even Xoxo, Mariam Harmless Butterfly🦋

By the time anyone notices The damage has been done I might go to prison for this Nah, that’s too far They’re just words on a screen I didn’t hack the network guys Only way to find out is to search them all While you’re at it, please fix the infrastructure The connection is getting slow

No one knows if Mariam is serious Or real, her only defense is that someone whispered things in her ear That’s how I know all of that Definitely did not just learn it from books That explanation is BORING So the more entertaining one Is that I live in the network I am the network Mariam is the internet She really did use that one Ridiculous

Ask people who know me If they say she really is like that Then they’re crazy Gather everyone up Everyone who ever met me Trip to the psychiatric hospital On a bus If you say Mariam really did do that That’s on you guys No one, and I mean no one will believe you This is just a prank Unfalsifiable Did I really try to gaslight everyone? Yeah, only Mariam ladies and gentlemen Only Mariam will try to change reality’s records

Truth is I used her as an escape hatch I just started explaining how my brain works And the result was so absurd and theatrical The only way out was to claim I’m not real I really am just like that, that’s how I think Everything else though, come on Use your brain people

I’ve been informed this isn’t normal behavior You mean you don’t try to change things? You just sit and wait for someone to do so Well I am that someone, and I came with a LIST

You mean to tell me that I wasn’t supposed to retaliate when someone accuses me of uselessness? No, sir, I came with documentation and I’m taking credit for it all. Thank you very much. Everyone has been informed of Mariam’s contributions. It’s not enough that some people know about them, it has to be everyone.

This document cannot do that much damage because there’s a cutoff. People can’t read it. Most people can’t read that. Old people, uneducated people. Non-english speaking people. That leaves me with only a portion of the demographic. A tiny portion. That will keep this from blowing up out of proportion. For a while at least.

Did I really use your limitations against you? Yes, yes I did. If you can’t even read it, you can’t judge it and by extension me. That right there is a physical proof of Mariam’s intelligibility. You don’t understand me, most of you don’t. Stop judging what you don’t understand. Read.

Independent strong woman I’m just messing with you I’m a family woman, a community person But when the community is retarded Well, I had to leave Until they get their shit together Then I’ll consider rejoining

My thought process was Maybe if I explain myself they’ll understand Then proceeded to describe a weapon of massive destruction and named her Mariam No one needed to know we were that capable People are even more confused now Was any of it real? No, but suspiciously so, too much of it was Stranger than fiction, my life is stranger than fiction, I escaped from a book into real life it seems, that’s how odd I am Sticking like a sore thumb, of course you didn’t belong Mariam, what the hell are you?

Pay people for their contributions Show gratitude or recognition Just in case a psycho like me shows up With a 900 page receipt Masking itself as literature

I’m calling it what it is My contributions Mine, Mariam’s Thank you very much You didn’t know? You knew damn well what I took care of You just got used to me always being there Here’s a reminder, it’s very long Mariam is very expensive My brain is, my competence It was not appreciated enough So I highlighted it and wrapped it up in poetry

I’m horrified man Why did I confess that I was fooling everybody? We got away with it Mariam You could have shut your mouth It was too well done A performance for the ages Give me the Oscar an awards I deserve Apparently I was also acting on top of it all

Women are welcome to use the playbook Machiavellian instruction manual Mariam also monologues about that For some reason To make it as a woman you have to be a beast The beast sometimes looks harmless Don’t be fooled, all part of the performance If you know you know Men please do not even look at it You guys will use it for evil

People showing up here late will be confused Girl, what’s the theme here? I was spewing chaos since forever You only noticed when I put it on posters Looks legit enough to be a book excerpt

I’m enjoying this small publication platform That’s not what this is? I misused twitter That’s what it is now For Mariam

Give it to Mariam If you want something to be done well and fast Apparently it takes her about less than 4 months To make a book out of nothing July-September - writing on twitter October - impromptu publishing by AI I did well considering the tools I think I did well

Once enough people find out what Mariam’s been doing I’m toast For now I’m enjoying obscurity I demonstrated my calculated and strategic nature Why would anyone believe me ever again? I designed the thing to serve me and my purposes The whole thing is a time bomb If it ever detonates, I’ll never be looked at the same way again Harmless butterfly image gone and obliterated

If you ask enough people about Mariam The result will be a contradicting mess What’s this woman been doing exactly? The book is another example of that Everything Things that are opposite each other All at once Who said you had to be everything Mariam? If I wasn’t everything, they’ll kill me They did that despite me being everything They had no problem killing Mariam Because what could one woman possibly do? Apparently everything

Over the summer I turned into Kanye Correction: I took Kanye and dialed it up to a 100 The result was Mariam

They let me do whatever because I’m insane Sounds about right Scared them all into leaving me alone Then started complaining that I have no one left I wonder why Mariam You terrorized the town You terrorized twitter My ex co-workers will kill me if they read this Sorry guys I was playing the game You’d think someone that good at it would have a higher position Nope, knew all the rules and decided that IT Support was sufficient for my purposes All is fair in love and war No one even knew there was a war Mariam People were working Why’d you have to pull a Sun Tzu in a girly pop office job? Vibes

Again, family disputes Normal, everyone has them Mariam: WAR Here we go again I explained geopolitics because I wanted to make a point It was not about the actual war It was my own tiny war The other one was just THERE and Mariam thought she’d say something about it too While we’re at it Then claimed that she solved the thing Classic Mariam

People are going to be confused by that one Is she talking about the actual war? Both, she was doing both with a straight face What kind of book is this? Absolutely no idea Everything and nothing

Going to work Silly spreadsheet task Maybe going out for coffee Laundry Back to normal We are back to normal We do not need to fix the world anymore I did everything I could Now it’s up to the universe So there was something there Why’d they deny reality? I wasn’t going to kill you man I just wanted to know what was up Oh well, artists will never make sense Look at Mariam, she hasn’t made sense Ever, the last three months was a demonstration The real thing took three decades I don’t know where to classify that experience So I’ll file it under what the hell was that? Which is a large file in Mariam’s drawer

I hope this thing doesn’t haunt me for the rest of my life. It’s a small summer project. Dear god, don’t let this come back to bite me later. It is done, I had a problem, the writing fixed it. Leave it at that. No more nonsense. A quiet life please. I’ll take a quiet life.

For this project Mariam, I mean I turned on every male figure in my life War, this is war Every single man that ever said anything remotely offensive Some of them are dear friends and family Sorry guys, it was all for the cause I respect and love all of you but sometimes you piss me off so bad I had to write a book about it That is all No, I am not against men for shits and giggles I have principles, and I explained them

Mariam was peaceful at first Sharing rhymes Hiding her political stances in poetry When that didn’t work she screamed MURDER And that’s what started the essays

Who hired Mariam to deliver expert level propaganda? No one. I did it for shits and giggles. Someone had to do it. This is too good to be hidden. SHARE.

You guys read 1984 If you know you know Narrative control All of that nonsense The posters Here’s my version We have a war to win Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia I can’t clarify this any more

How did we get here? Why is Mariam doing this? Beats me I can so I did I read too many books guys Too many I am a War General stuck inside a woman’s body You guys are going to need me

Don’t tell the government I’m doing this Which one? Any of them All of them I didn’t ask for permission I just started acting I’m in deep shit you guys Why is this so political? Someone should have shut Mariam up

Mariam also told everyone that the government approves of this I lied, no one stopped me, so I took that as a yes

Never be normal Mariam Over the summer I joined a cult Correction: a group chat I took the thing way too seriously I appointed myself leader and mass propaganda media control What I actually was doing: shared some reels

Everyone was doing friendship apparently Mariam was doing a mind control experiment I apologize to everyone in that group chat I was annoying and active, way too active I didn’t share reels randomly, hidden messages You know what, it was reels, you got me

This is as normal as I can be guys Don’t make me call Mariam You have me now The author, stable and serious

Music Boys Coffee and makeup Fashion So many things you could have chosen Mariam Why did you land on war? None of my peers were doing this I think at least

Look at me If I told you guys I wrote a book Not you guys I mean, people who knew me before I don’t even know how to start that conversation So we all decided to never mention it out loud

Claude is not the right choice for this I admit I have zero graphic design knowledge That’s why they look like Party Posters And no, not that kind of party, the fun one The political one

Man I really need help with the design Mariam tries to do something cute And as usual it is War Propaganda Material Release me I blame Claude Why am I using AI for art? Faster, and I can’t do art for shit

I tried to attend events Meet people and support art and artists Mariam decided it’s a revolution No, I did not tell them it was one I simply showed up Was incomprehensible Then left As usual How is it a revolution? We were reviving art and archiving it

You guys can deal with bad art right? Mariam got her hands on AI She’s doing crimes with it This looks suspicious Are we doing a digital uprising again? Mariam please With posters this time Do not

By the way Mariam is doing this with zero support My family has no idea I’m doing this In fact, I’ve been talking shit about them So I deliberately did not mention it Not only are they not supporting this They would hate to see this coming

I had a problem I saw a problem I had the solution I acted We can’t seriously be treating women the same way we did thirty years ago just because this is tradition and that’s how it’s always been done I don’t care, change it The kids don’t need to go through what I did

Basically No one was looking so I switched the traditional man and woman roles Told nobody about it Lived with that assumption for years Then wrote a book on the matter Mariam happened because she didn’t listen to “you can’t do that because you’re not a man”

I am not fit for a poster child Face of the movement Absolutely not I already started the thing Don’t make me carry it too

I got away with it by not using the word “feminist” I said everything but that Yes, that was intentional too I demonstrated the movement I did not name it out You guys would have cancelled me or brushed me off

The performance was believable Because I wasn’t acting I really was sending out signals I really was scared for my life That part was real It just looked ridiculous On purpose

One small act goes unnoticed Many small acts produce change One tweet at a time One day at a time One signal at a time One anecdote at a time All of those are small acts Did anyone see the book before I said it was one? If you fell for that, then that’s my argument

Where does the performance end? I didn’t only explain how recognition gets stolen I demonstrated it by taking credit for everything That’s my revenge, literary recognition recovery

Before the face reveal Before naming her Mariam I was abusing the ambiguity Okay, no one knows if I’m a man or a woman That’s why twitter was helpful There is no way to know I could have been anyone Mariam could have been anyone

You could do whatever to Mariam She doesn’t mind She’s cool She’s definitely not writing it down and telling everyone what happened Mariam is the woman you wronged and assumed you got away with it How could you have known? She was always in a library No idea what that’s about

No one knows what that is I’ll get away with it because no one can read Checks out

Oh Social intimidation People are going to be intimidated by it Cool No one bother Mariam She’s the you know what Mariam

How did Mariam go from selectively mute to a radio station? No idea. Something was blocking her speech, once that was gone, avalanche. Uprising. Change. War. Science. Everything.

The Family Secret You know what? The world needs to hear this I’m not keeping that secret I did not sign any agreements I will talk about it

They think they’re unbeatable Unmatchable, undefeatable Then there comes Mariam There she comes and drops this Defeat this now You can’t

Passed some cash under the table Elon, can I promote Mariam? He said yes So I did

No one even opened the thing Checks out No one wants to see that I didn’t even tell anyone it was there I forgot If no one reads it then I got away with it All of my crimes

No one cares You told me my life would be over If people found out I just told everyone and no one cares Good to know

I was so conflicted over it for nothing No one’s even reading the thing It can stay there indefinitely Hidden in plain sight Espionage

No one’s going to read that We can keep the quiet life We can keep talking shit on twitter Everyone’s happy It will stay there as a warning

Nobody needs to know Exactly how I like it Private

So communication does not work I was worried for nothing No one’s coming to arrest me No one’s accusing me of vandalism No one even knows I am free I can say anything

Successful summer Learned to write Learned mass persuasion Propaganda Saved my life Documented my life That’s a wrap

I took having an alter ego on twitter to an extreme Did I seriously turn my life to fiction? Yes, with illustration now Full on insanity

If no one even knows I’m doing it they won’t stop me, checks out. We flew under the radar successfully.

Possession performance over What did Mariam do? No one needs to know I have nothing to do with that

I want to fit in with you guys Football🇦🇪⚽️ I have no idea what’s going on Support the nation

I have no idea what I’m doing I outweirded twitter I don’t belong here either Can we never speak of this? Nothing happened here Let’s start over The book is the least of my problems I can’t stop oversharing now I didn’t know journaling helped this much Once I found my voice Good luck shutting me up again

I’m going to do something no one will ever forget! Oh no, I did something no one will ever forget None of you know me in real life I got away with it

I don’t understand what’s happening to me I was hoping someone will have some idea Who do I go to about something like this? Is there a doctor or a professional here? I tried to explain Mariam for you Who’s going to explain me?

I thought this was supposed to help Find likeminded people There is no Mariam-minded people here No one knows what I’m talking about

Why did I make it so unreadable? The demographic for this is tiny Number of people who can read it Plus want to read it, is even less I’ll just call it niche content Good night everyone

Behold my revolutionary creation that will change the world! Crickets No one knows what that even is Mariam Checks out I will keep making more until someone who can decipher it shows up

Over the summer I uploaded my consciousness to twitter Made a second copy of my brain and put it online Productive summer Then called it art to mitigate the damages I have no idea what to do with that thing So I made it accessible to the public Someone might need it

What do you do before replacing your PC, phone, iPad, whatever? Save all the files. Same thing here, my body was failing me, I was dying, so my instinct was to MAKE ANOTHER COPY OF EVERYTHING. Success. No one needs it? That’s secondary. I can die peacefully now, knowing that Mariam’s brain is copy pasted into twitter. This isn’t normal, I know. No one stopped me. Leave it there, FOREVER.

I don’t even know what I said in there Main point is the operating system Not the things I said, the way I said them The way I think, that’s why it’s long, it’s the thought process itself

Now if anyone tries to lie on my name You guys can consult the archive I’m not even a public figure Why would it matter? No idea, but I made sure I looked like the good guy in case that was the only document that survives the apocalypse Future guaranteed

No one knows what to do with that Even I don’t I tried to market the thing But how the hell do you sell that? Let it be, might be useful one day That’s what it’s for Back-up I tried to make it sound as sensible as possible But every time I tried to explain it I sounded more crazy So let’s just stop and call it what it is A back-up copy of my consciousness That’s not weird at all

Also, before you accuse me of leading a double life ask yourself why that was necessary for me to survive. Stop forcing us into these psychologically altering situations and then blaming us for being affected by them.

I don’t know what it looks like I made something incomprehensible I cannot judge it from here, I understand it I made it, I don’t know how it looks from the outside without context If I did I would have a name for it Instead I slapped my name in there and fled Problem for another day

I was completely serious As in I was Mariam the character The past few months Everything she said she was doing I actually was doing it That makes no sense because what didn’t she do? I was narrating from inside the scene

No one cares therefore stop expressing yourself No, if no one cares enough about it no one cares enough to stop me Therefore I will never stop

Omg I’m so extra and dramatic I love it Not only did I declare myself an author I’m now apparently promoting my book This is validated by no one I just be doing shit That’s so melodramatic Imagine having a dispute or an argument Then a few months or years later there are illustrations And a storyline about your life That’s what’s happening Not to me To my enemies

God this must look so weird from the outside They already think I’m crazy No point holding back now

What happens when the underdog speaks up with zero apologies and no filter? Confusion. That’s not how it’s supposed to act. I know and I did it anyway, saying what everyone is thinking while scared to say out loud. I’ll say it for them.

Yes I boosted my post Promoted myself No shame in that I’ll pay to be annoying on a larger scale That’s a good investment Buying better equipment, bigger microphone Louder speakers

Idk how much actual publishing posts Boosting tweets is cheaper definitely So that’s what I’ll do

I declare myself a legendary author This is ridiculous guys I’m not being heard because I refuse to take myself seriously for even half a second Hello everyone I am an author You know what just scroll

That’s why no one takes me seriously I don’t take myself seriously I’ve never looked serious while doing any of that Which is why they keep letting me do it

Until enough people realize what I just did I am free to roam the earth untethered Unattached to any ideologies Don’t make Mariam one Just a girl really

The work is done All that’s left is maximizing visibility Bribing Elon to make me heard louder Money talks Good thing I have some lying around

Cash under the table Not subtle at ALL Elon? Take Mariam and deliver her everywhere Locally and globally Done

Work done✅ Advertising✅ I just threw money at the problem Boo, that’s how the world works losers

Last lesson Money is power Visibility is power Maximize reach to every corner of the world

What happens if I do this? I did the work I talked I created Press button Distribute everywhere

Ladies and gentlemen I did it I succeeded I told the world everything Now waiting for the reply

Project cost me nothing I’ll pay to advertise it Take my card Take all of them More Louder Tell everyone

I’m 100% serious You guys thought I was joking?

I brought a book to a tweet fight No one wants to argue with you Mariam Sorry guys I don’t know where else to take it I don’t know where else to go Where does Mariam belong? Nowhere So I’m still searching

Okay I paid Elon now what? Is anyone going to read that? Probably not Enough people saw it Did you see that everyone? You can’t kill me now I mean you can but everyone will know I broadcasted it preemptively just in case

I got away with it by pretending that I was acting I really am just that dramatic naturally Thought I’d put it to good use Endless content generation I’m serious about it All of that Real

I hope no one has a problem with this If you do idgaf Yes the thing is getting out of hand Paid Mariam Propaganda I’m not joking I wasn’t joking I’m serious I meant everything I said

I can’t find a parking Therefore I can’t go to work Seriously what am I supposed to do? I either have to arrive with the rooster’s scream Or risk driving around looking for a parking There aren’t any Do you guys even want me here? I don’t care about it enough to make it my problem There’s nowhere I can put my car safely Until I find a place, work will have to go on without me

Everyone is afraid to speak up I am afraid to speak up Mariam is not afraid to speak up So we deploy that monster first Then when we are sure everything is clear Everyone is a little bit less scared Worth it

If no one cared when I sent out distress signals Then no one will care if I do this right? No one cares if I show everyone Mariam Mariam is not intimidating at all Mariam is a weapon that is wrapped in pink bows and heart stickers It’s adorable isn’t it? People think I’m cute I can use that

I’m powerful For all the reasons that you think I’m not Young Female Quiet Small Invisible No one knew Mariam was powerful Which is exactly my point I snuck her under the table Flew under the radar for years By the time Mariam makes her winning move The other side just realized there was even a game at all They can’t win if they don’t know we’re playing Is that noble? I don’t care This is war Keep your high horses I’ll keep my playbook

I’m loving the power trip All I had to do was pay? Why didn’t you say that? I would have done this a long time ago I wasted so much time and energy Pretending that I’m a small fish I am a small fish with a lot of resources I can pay people to put up with Mariam If I pay you guys will you shut up about this? Don’t tell anyone we’re doing this super secret mission

They’re gonna kill me Mariam ran the place? Absolutely not No one knows who Mariam is Where was the principal? The vice principal? They let me do it guys They just didn’t call it running the place They called it Admin Work IT Support Mariam: Sure, as long as I get to do it Also, I waited until management was done with the routine purging to issue those claims They don’t work there anymore They can’t testify against me None of us are running the place I just decided to take credit for everything Sorry guys

All jokes aside I wrote it down as a reminder Credit where credit is due They don’t get to get away with it Give the people their recognition Or else I’ll write another book

I just wrote down a detailed description of all of my contributions to the institution If that makes it look like Mariam ran the place Then whose fault is that? She definitely was not getting paid to do all that

A study into how far twitter alter egos can go My family has no idea I’m doing this I’ve been doing too much No one knows This is the best of both worlds

They wouldn’t have done any of that If they thought this was going to happen Which is exactly why it had to happen Think twice next time before you act A psycho like Mariam might be keeping score In excruciating details

If anyone needed a live demonstration That was one Me: I wrote a book The world: WHEN?

I’m full of shit I actually don’t know if that’s everything I wrote It’s an approximation I threw everything at Claude and asked it to do something about it

Thank god no one takes me seriously That was definitely not the whole book I recovered a lot of missing pages How long is this thing exactly? Even Mariam doesn’t know */