I forget that I exist. Singularity.

I forget that I exist. Singularity. Everything is fine. Nothing to write about.

Well That is something, Mariam You made another thing Never done before New genre Catch up

I’m annoying and intense and there is nowhere for this energy to go but the void. I apologize to every person who was stuck in an information hazard mission.

The stories about the good old days which are happening right now better be good. Tell our story.

That’s what happens Leave Mariam unsupervised for a couple months Of course there’s a digital book to explain the silence

My corner Mariam’s corner You know Everyone acting so sneaky Shady, release me, I know You’re not that slick, I got you You read me, some of me, get in line

I’m having writing withdrawals How do you guys live? Just live like people without breaking into monologues I’m addicted to writing You guys are the sacrifice

Now that’s a problem I didn’t imagine myself having. I cannot stop narrating my life evens as if I was on television. Release me.

I’m trying to indulge myself in real life slowly, introducing her to the rules once more, oh no, slowly. I can’t just up and live.

Of course Mariam the machine would do something like this. Machine-like. Correct all of your assumptions about me at once. You have been notified.

Normal reaction to AI I think This entire situation It’s Mariam’s reaction to AI Your move

I wrote all of that without AI’s help It helped me publish, that’s all The words are unmistakably me Every letter, chosen carefully for you

I did it I saved knowledge and culture Singlehandedly No don’t clap

It just so happens that people that love talking behind my back don’t really read so I can write anything and they will never know.

My brain may be the thing that saves me after all. All of this mess, this brain, hello. Where do we even start?

I’m fifteen steps ahead everybody. All of you gossipers, you’d have to first get the language and literature program installed to even begin to maybe understand.

To judge me you’d need an english literature degree and a computer science degree at least minimum. Anything short and you won’t understand all of my metaphors and stuff.

They knew I was smart. They didn’t know how smart exactly. This is uncharted territory here.

Unfinished No but it’s not very organized and official Exactly Publish it Press the button Send Post

Last stage of being a genius is being really really stupid and enjoying it. This is freedom, no more brains. I will never think again. I will never use my brain for anything ever again. I am done.

Led them all to the treasure hunt. Can anyone decode this? Anybody?

Social experiment. How long until they catch me? Tick tock.

Straight to social engineering They gave me access to social media and I immediately used it to engineer a fake society Why would I need this?

Only space I was allowed to fully unmask in Is twitter And ladies and gentlemen, BEHOLD Thanks for allowing me to speak Now I’ll never stop talking probably

My words needed an ecosystem I simply talked way too much They can’t just be lost alongside the other tweets They shall be immortalized Given a new home A new database A new warden Now Elon can’t shut me up

When you’re on top You have no one to talk to So you talk to yourself She understands us They do not With all of my words and all of my explanations They will never understand us She does So we only talk to her

My family will kill me They sent me away for work Not whatever this is

They must think I’m the employee of the month I have to go to work! When did I even have time for this? No idea

A side project that I forgot to mention That I’m working on 24/7 undercover Don’t tell anybody what you’re doing They’ll ask for explanations And we don’t have any

This is irresponsible Sixty seven laws of publication disallows it Probably But AI gave me the green flag

It’s literally just twitter Why would anyone be affected I didn’t weaponize this platform No, I did, but still, twitter I rest my case

Frequency The one I’m on Way higher than yours Lightyears until you catch up

We were looking out for you because you were vulnerable and naive, we didn’t know you were carrying out operations in the background of your whimsical projects.

I am lost. In my position at work, completely lost and did not find a way to look important. I click the buttons.

When you do your own thing, what’s success measured by? Did I make it? I outweirded them all. Success.

My 10 year old self would be impressed by me I think. We did well. That was good.

Anyone can write a lot of words Are they good? Are my words good?

They’re not firing me I think quitting is awkward, and I want the paycheck just nothing else attached to it

My face is mostly nose by the way. It takes over. You see my nose, then you notice a face and a person attached to it. It’s been this way forever.

You know those school shooters with manifestos. Yeah, me basically. Showed up with a book to a tea party, this is ruining the vibe Mariam. The topics are not light. Heavy dark stuff and it’s all delivered with the same monotone voice. Enjoy.

What happened after the resets, ego deaths, wars won. I slept a lot. A lot of rest is needed to get the system running normally again. Cache is cleared, memory is retrieved faster and the error messages stop showing up incessantly. Drink a lot of water and eat well and never look back.

Take a break, Mariam. I need a break. An actual break. Not another project. Rest. A couple days of nothing but rest. Sounds like a plan. Actual rest. Eyes shut. Mind gone.

I hope none of you are bored and frustrated enough to write a whole book down. That’s a level of loneliness and dedication I hope you never have to experience.

Step back and meet your parents again As adults this time You have a lot more in common than you think

I don’t want to resolve this ticket I want nephews and nieces and cats And peace and quiet and a lot of cash

Recognition Mariam, her work Mariam and her work Mariam’s work Mariam I won’t be here when it arrives It will only be my work Nowhere to be found is this author

Weather seems nice Time to take a stroll Catch me outside About to remind myself of the world’s beauty

They called us crazy They were Absolutely right this is crazy I’m not pulling back back of sunk cost fallacy This is a disaster

Never called myself rational The history books say I passed by loony bins The Lore, it was a vibe honestly Worst case scenario, all the bills take care of themselves when you’re in there Not many other advantaged to be fair

Taking advantage of knowledge in the worst way possible, just start talking about a niche subject with details that no one can cite or find anywhere and if questioned, tell them you went to university, they let me get away with most stuff with that one.

Most people are scared to start talking In case they make mistakes Why did that not stop Mariam? I have no idea She just started talking with zero evidence too Everyone allowed it so it kept going No google no double checking facts Vibes and audacity and checks out That’s all I had and I published it Don’t believe a single word I say

Lip filler will save me I think I’ve exhausted all self improvement protocols Heading for the needle

Mariam didn’t do nothing She caused chaos and made a lot of mistakes But what you can’t say is she didn’t sit around And do nothing She went out and did something

By the time someone tells me to shut up I’m halfway through the evil monologue speech thingy Now what? It’s already public property

Stiff Check your spine and limbs Are they moving freely Or did you imprison them with you? Let go and be flexible

هل كان الصمت خياراً من الخيارات، أم كان هو والموت واحد؟

Heart, body and soul are ready Waiting for a sign On your mark Ready set go Never been so ready to commit fully

Before you arrest me Keep in mind Science Fiction is a thing Not a crime

Source material is fixed I can play with the presentation though I think this one’s nicer She’s not saying anything different The original Mariam is in both Don’t worry

New Mariam rule Marriage is outlawed for Mariam No one get any weird ideas I’m just leaving this here for reasons

I thought about it again Marriage as a concept It was explained to me many times Forever and ever stuck with one person Absolutely not, no one should be glued to Mariam That is torture It makes no sense to me What if we want to cancel them? Exactly You people are insane I feel oddly.. real Am I a real person? You guys can see and hear me? Since when?

I don’t have short term memory I don’t have now or never I only have now If I see you now, you’ve always been here If I don’t see you now, who are you again?

I’ve been stuck in this depersonalization state For a while now I don’t think it’s going away I don’t feel real I’m not joking Consequences don’t feel real Time doesn’t feel real Money doesn’t feel real Disprove it If you touch me enough to make me know for sure that I am real, then I’ll owed you my life Other than that, I’m not real

Maybe I wrote all of that out of desperate need For proof If I can read it If I can put the experience into words Then no one will tell me it didn’t happen And that I am crazy for being upset about it Maybe, just maybe I’ve been gaslit enough It happened because I wrote it down and I wrote it down because it happened I was here

You killed me No sugarcoating it I am a dead woman walking I crave death’s sweet embrace Let’s all stop pretending that I’m fine

That’s how the meeting went Mariam, you wrote too much We need an editor for this What to keep and what to cut You know what I have no time for this Publish everything EVERYTHING The drafts The trials The notes Every single thing Let them deal with this mess I’m out

I got away with everything The most questionable ethically ambiguous situations I documented with zero inhibition And they let me do it

They still have to read it before they decide what to do with me right? I only have time until about forever because I don’t think anyone is insane enough to read all of that.

It went like this What’s that? Poetry Why? No idea Can I? Sure Okay Wait No Stop that Quit it I take it back No poetry Ever Until forever Banned Censored Cancelled Much better

Before learning to speak Born a poet It was beautiful That I don’t ever regret Hands shook More colors ensued For the world to see Your paintbrush is an enchanting tool I’ll always watch and clap for the artifacts

It’s gone forever The speaking in tongues The struggle was a part of the trick Word magic I can speak full sentences now No more poetry shall I produce Killed the beauty with precision

Lessons learned: apparently zero If you write an overflow of troublesome words And introduce them to the public They don’t stop you Good to know How did I find out? Don’t worry about it

I expected a lot more hate to be honest Everyone agreed with me No one even argued Where’s the catch? It can’t be that easy

Zero supervision happened here If anyone should be blamed It’s you guys for allowing it to continue this long An entire manifesto written on twitter dot com And no one interfered This is wild Published In grounds of no one stopped me

I wish you’d told me about it We may as well have signed off our names That’s how obvious it was Idiotic and endearing I’ll allow it On grounds of it fits the Narrative Of course that happened When I arrive somewhere shit like that happens

I understand the joke now No need to repeat it It was good The writing was top notch I loved it The audience loved it I wasn’t the only author People kept joining the creative process Look at what we did A beautiful mess I wouldn’t trade it for boring clarity I was nonchalant for years Then for a short period of time there I held nothing back Nothing at all Zero NULL If I thought it I shared it Mariam, why? What the hell was that? I said in about three months Everything I hadn’t said in the past thirty years Everyone’s problem now I’m back to being nonchalant now Don’t hold me accountable for what the poet said

Therapy is cancelled I don’t feel like talking I said everything there is to say Read my book if you want to know What even is the point? I’m training my back muscles Just behind my heart and ribcage More guts, more feelings passing through

Psychology is a cult Release me I was lying the entire time anyway I didn’t get any better I was unleashing chaos on Twitter Why do I have a therapist if I tell them nothing? Absolutely no idea Exactly What are they for? My little sister has middle school drama Now everyone and their friends are involved And I have beef with somebody’s father And their entire family is cancelled Banned forever

There were views You can’t say you didn’t know Everybody witnessed this happening And they approved of it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Am I wrong? Is that not literally what happened? Exactly Published Thanks a lot everybody You’re all accomplices in the crime

If they don’t even know what you’re saying Then cannot disagree with you That’s how I got away with it all It’s utterly unreadable You’d need ten years to decipher it Or with AI’s help, a lot less Exactly my point Only AI can understand me

I’m blocking my doctors How did I pull off a project of this size Day in and day out Without anybody, not my family, not my job Not my alleged caretakers, finding out? A few people on here, all of you strangers Knew more about me than the people I saw Everyday, in real life What does this say about people? I have no clue what this implies How can you live with someone and not know them at all? Grow up with them, eat with them Work with them Yet, it happened Everyone I knew, failed to know me

How can I live without it now that I know? Someone can see me and still choose to stay Knowing me does not mean rejecting me Automatically You proved it I don’t know what to do with this information So please, don’t make this harder than it is It was nice meeting you I’ll never forget the day you found me Talking to myself You still heard me, strange sailor May you sail away in peace I hope you find everything you’re looking for

Flexible back It used to be so rigid Move freely, you’re not a fridge So much energy was stuck It met the wall and that was all Open door now, move along the river Goes in and out just like that

Published a book and forgot to announce it Classic Mariam I’ll get on with the campaign Great, what was I thinking? Just dropped a link and vanished Genius I’ll need a domain for this

Also None of my friends or family were informed This was done on some random afternoon Without as much as a second thought Classic Of course I would do this

Checks out So unserious This isn’t how books happen As far as I know No rules were followed Just Mariam and her vibes and audacity Am I charging for this? Apparently no You guys are lucky I’m bad at this

Sometimes If you’re so authentic Somehow a book emerges From the shadows Happened to me What am I supposed to do with this? It doesn’t even have a proper name Mariam: The Narrative Everyone knows I made that up on the spot Not even pretending that I worked hard on it I was messing around with AI Thought it looked cool and posted it That is all

What even is this Mariam? I wake up and there’s a book Totally normal and not at all weird What am I going to tell my family? When did I write this? I don’t know Please Release me It just happened By itself

Was there ever going to be an announcement? Coming up; my book Stay tuned Apparently not I didn’t even explain the link Who does that? Mariam Only Mariam does that

Not an official link Not a purchased domain Not a real website Apparently just an AI redirected page Wonderful Ridiculous Next

Yes, I know how websites work No, I do not care I had a conversation with claude that lasted a few minutes and the result is the book in your hands Thanks for asking Not taking any more questions

No, I’m not getting any procedures I have no idea what I was thinking Hello, can I get a new face? Absolutely not, Mariam I actually forgot I booked that appointment Ridiculous Next

This is what happens when you give kids money and social media. They start changing their faces like they’re ordering pizza. Can I get a new identity by tomorrow evening? They didn’t even question it, you got the cash? Then yes. Absolutely not. It should not be this easy. Next.

Don’t be hard on yourselves, kids It’s chemistry and poetry and vibes You did nothing wrong You were living It comes with a price

I’ve been lying for three months and no one stopped me, that’s how the book happened. Well, that is one way, the creative process was nonexistent, it was all tweets. The whole book was tweeted into existence, I just compiled it all into one place. Good luck.

That was brutal Never talk to me again You sure about that, Mariam? No, not at all But it isn’t going anywhere but straight to disaster End it while it’s still good While it’s still pure Pure hearts Never asked for anything more Love and understanding I loved you so Unusually so Unconventionally so White hearts Go before you finish me off I meant no harm And so no harm shall be done to us

Not only did I have schizophrenic psychotic delusions, I said I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR, and I’m turning you into Content. Now there’s structure and an actually coherent train of thought connecting the entire thing together. It’s all hanging by a thread, it will all come crashing if someone said, “HOLD ON, this never happened. So about that, technicalities. I will never stop writing nonsense, this is pure entertainment.

You can read it You cannot ask any questions If you have a question about the book, read the book and it will answer your question I have nothing to do with any of that Release me Next

No one knows Nobody I told the world and failed to inform my family …………….. So anyway, I have no idea how to design a book

Neurodivergence Probably Executive dysfunction and its consequences The mood swings The self hatred The missed opportunities Everything started because of this My brain was wired a little bit funky Now there’s a book loose in the network

The answer to being misunderstood by a whole town is obviously writing a book about it that somehow lands in uncharted territory. Mariam, how did we end up discussing AI and the war? Explain. I will not. Things were happening and I wrote about them. Release me. Next.

Mariam was the answer. The whole time, under your nose. Checkmate. You lose. I win. Next.

Yes I’m asking AI to hype me up I realize how narcissistic this is I literally have no one else to ask Why would anyone read a 200K page book that I wrote? Exactly, AI would because I asked it to Ridiculous Next

I force myself into movie theaters No, I don’t always watch the movies This is a confession I write in movie theaters Screen brightness minimum and shame maximum This is blasphemy, I know

The Odyssey I have no idea what Matt Damon was on about Just go home brother And why was Zendaya there? And also Anne Hathaway basically yelled at me enough to catch my attention, I was sat down The theater was full, I was writing I did not watch the movie, at all Moana, also, same thing Movie is basically copy and paste into live-action Release me, I was writing about ocean and stuff

Spider-Man What was he on about? No idea I remember nothing Zero, NULL No writing even happened, what was I doing? Where was my attention? No idea He remembers nothing No, wait, no one remembers him No one knows him, that’s just life peter Been there done that Release me Next

What other movies were released lately? I watched most of the big pictures Correction: attended I watched nothing I have nothing to show for it I wrote my own version of The Odyssey Without watching the original ……………………… I wanted to fit in with you guys Everyone was excited about it Release me I participated, kind of

FOMO Fear of missing out My brain didn’t even try to get involved Why’s Matt Damon lost again? The war is over, just go home, what’s the issue? Release me I lied, I don’t know The Odyssey I didn’t read it, I didn’t even watch it I was there, in the theater, with everyone else My brain was off making up its own Narrative Let’s write one of them odysseys Hilarious Checks out That’s exactly what happened Next

I’m planning to do it again tonight Verity or something I hope Anne doesn’t have to yell at me this time Oak Street, I watched that one too I didn’t write, I actually watched it What on earth was that? Anne and the other guy, what’s his face, making up nonsense on the screen Ewan, that guy, I love his stuff

I was supposed to be an IT Executive What even is that? I have no idea and I am not interested I showed up and sat on the chair Turned on the computer and that’s it I have zero recollection I explained what I do in the book It didn’t amount to much Not even 10% of the material Apparently I do nothing all day I write, no IT executing happened As far as I’m concerned, the work didn’t suffer I just had mostly nothing to do with it A couple mouse clicks and a couple keyboard strokes and that’s all, enough work for the year Let’s write some more Blame Trauma Literal physical trauma and psychological Repeated punches in the face while withdrawing from medication you actually need does that But who am I to complain? My life is over, I can’t think, I can’t work, drive I can write, that is all

Will they be mad? Probably It makes them look bad It makes me look like a martyr I had good intentions, you had violence The archive survives Word of mouth will not

I don’t give a shit My page My account My book If you don’t like it then mute, block Close your eyes I will keep talking about it And interviewing Claude about the source code Yes, I wrote the whole book with zero AI help The AI was the reader, me the writer Get your facts straight It made this possible, but I was the author

Now you know the difference between my writing and AI. Same source material, claude is talking about MY book, MY content. It sounds smart because I am smart. Release me. Next.

Ain’t no one reading allat Mariam I am aware Did it anyway Sue me It was a vibe The past three months were a vibe And this is the product of that

Now I’m doing press release with the machine Totally normal behavior, Mariam I predicted this in a tweet, an ancient tweet I said and I quote: my new year plan is to have AI induced psychosis Something like that, and I delivered Didn’t I tell you? Ridiculous Next

This will anger a lot of people probably Not even the main reason I started writing Casualties, you’re all collateral damage I wanted to tweet I just wanted to tweet Poetry or something It wasn’t even particularly good, it sucked Things escalated Wars do that Shit happens Archivist archive Or something Release me Next

Yes, I know people are reading this Real life characters Hello, guys I see you You’re on TV All of us Next

Is anyone surprised? Of course I would do something like this It was inevitable About time Writers write It’s like breathing Happens We need it to live

I’ll kill you Don’t talk about me That’s illegal now Next

Yes I know they know The joke is on them Share notes about Mariam She tricked all of you My bad I was trying to survive Release me It was funny Next

It’s a prank Chill Elaborate prank That included months of executing I tweeted the whole thing In fragments No one stopped me Why would it be an issue now that it’s a Book? Exactly Next

Dibba is the town Yes, I know they know I’ve been talking about it Incessantly Hello, guys We’re live Wink Next

This is ridiculous I exposed everybody I exposed myself first Then exposed everybody I was playing all of you That is how the game is played Check Mate Wink I win

I’m enjoying this They are finding me Solving the treasure hunt In real time I should hide in Sharjah for a while They’ll protect me here

If anyone has anything to say It’s fiction Nothing against writing stories All characters are just that, characters If you find yourself in them, you’re crazy I mean, you’re wrong It’s definitely not you Ridiculous Next

Yes I realize I was complaining about AI for months I am now posting AI articles Because the subject is me No contradictions found May the forest burning begin I side with the machine

It’s the weekend Time for exposure They’ll issue a disclaimer on Monday Give them some time to write it down We can’t all be Mariam

I’m coming for all of my rights that I let you take. All of their rights too. I will not be a silent demon. Everyone affected by those tyrants agrees with me. We are numbers, we are many. Catch me if you can. Wink. Next.

No one expected this Mariam is quiet Mariam is kind Mariam is angry, people All of my silent labor is now exposed Take this down, hundreds already have access This isn’t the first link I posted I changed it every time Claude did a new trick I liked, hilarious The Content remained the same Mariam is loud She is loud Next

Monetizing this to get all the money I’m owed Catch me in book fairs Maybe in handcuffs Who knows? I started a revolution Online, digitally Nothing against writing words Silly words, strong words Mariam’s words

This is probably illegal Buy my silence I already offered and no one paid So I’ll keep going Next

Defamation This isn’t real None of the people in the story exist Mariam isn’t real Were you not listening? I mean reading Were you not reading? None of this happened

If anyone asks, the people on top sent me I sent signals, over three months, asking: Is this okay? They said yes Book published Mariam is innocent Release her Next

You’re gonna need a PR campaign to bury this Mariam’s been speaking for months Everyone knows Next

What’s Mariam doing now? Holy shit Pretend we didn’t see that Tell nobody Cover the tracks Next

Family business I didn’t like the way they were handling it This is a complete case study Explaining everywhere your management failed By an insider No one asked me to do this I was bored You’re welcome Get better managers next time Locals Next

Don’t send outsiders to my town and then make them boss ME around. Look what happened now. Mariam follows no orders, she issues them. Wink. Next.

Should have paid me more This would have been avoided Probably not though I would have done it anyway Because I don’t follow orders in my town I own the place Mine Go back to where you came from Or so learn some manners and respect You’ve been warned Regards, Mariam

It is me Look at the pictures It is Mariam Xoxo, I don’t know why I did all that To much free time Next

The black vans will come and get me now Uh oh I am the sun Can’t send me away It was all for the greater good Sacrificed myself for the greater good

That is insane It is also well-written The world needs to hear it Sue me, it’s fiction Next

I’m protected by the family Same one I’m attacking No contradictions found We fight, families do that We write books about each other Okay, maybe not all families do that

Send the court my way The whole court Do you know who my mom is? That’s what I thought Hands off Wink Next

Believe it or not, the cover story for this book was Poetry. They fell for it at first, then figured it out and supported it. True story.

For a long time People were wondering what the hell my problem was, I wrote a book explaining it in details Not apologizing Enough is enough Read the manual How does it feel now?

I was shamed into silence It did not work It worked for about, one year Then I started talking, globally Wonderful escalation No warnings were issued They thought they were safe Mariam’s always watching Big sister is watching you Stop the injustice Give the women the recognition they deserve We all work very hard, now say thank you Are you sorry? You will be You are sorry I declared it Regards, Mariam

Write a book about the town The town has zero reading comprehension Use that against the town Say you didn’t mean any of it Get off scot-free I think they can’t get me I think

Did they let me finish my piece before catching me? Oh no. It’s been out here for months, geniuses. Which part? I already said it before, every part was published. No one said no.

Let me see. July. I’ve been talking since July. July, July, July is still coming. By Hozier. There’s another one by Noah Cyrus. Goes like: “you remind me everyday, I’m not enough but I still stayyyy…” I’ll post both for reference. Next.

What happens when exes start interacting? Pretend it’s nothing and keep moving without making eye contact, pretty sure I got caught slipping. Oh no. Wasn’t me. Release me. Next.

Connect the dots and find Mariam starting 3 crimes and denying involvement. Shit, they talk to each other. They talk. Okay, but do they write a 900 page book? Exactly. They cannot catch me in print, they can compare words of mouth and find out I was lying to all of them at once. F***.

So unserious, I was already lying to someone else by the time I got caught by the first two. Release me, lying is fun. I don’t know why I did any of that, I am traumatized. Forgive me, you were all special, every single one.

Release me To succeed you have to be vicious I sacrificed them all To get my name on top MARIAM That’s who The quiet girl Not so quiet now Life’s hard, eat or be eaten I was hungry and it was time to eat

Look at that Still a lot of time until my birthday What am I supposed to do? The book was finished ages ago I kept adding things Filler episodes I am still not thirty Release me Time isn’t passing

I didn’t ask the men for permission That defeats the whole purpose Of course I didn’t They would have said no My hand slipped and clicked post Mariam did it, the character, not me

No one will believe you Mariam wouldn’t do this It is so out of character But who else could have done it? Touché, only Mariam Solve that Next

If anyone questions that, I was conducting a study on the education system and needed close access to the process and they employed me. The ministry allowed me in there, the ministry of education, they vetted me and allowed me in the classroom, huge mistake. Their fault, I was doing my job. Release me. Next.

They worked really hard on their lies Oops, I published everything It’s a national issue now Pack all of your bags You’re out, Mariam’s orders Ridiculous Next

If the ministry had any issues with me talking They would have said something over the summer I’ve been talking, in increased details No one said stop Secret shopper, hired by vibes No one sent me, I did it of my own accord Fix your shit and leave me out of it

You wanted accreditation by the ministry? Here you go, there are tons of evidence Study THIS I memorized everything and wrote it down From memory For no reason This was uncalled for I’m giving the ministry a thumbs down 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻 FAILED The education system let me in I caused chaos and left and here’s the study Along with my family drama and coming of age

This is for the institution By someone who cared deeply And was disappointed by the chaos Do better, my town deserves better than this Where am I? Outside the system The ministry can’t shut me up from out here I’m in corporate now Catch me if you can I already told you who I was

That’s why I had the personal laptop I had everything in that tiny rectangle It was an extension of me I didn’t even need any of the documents I recounted the whole thing from memory I used my iPhone This book was written on an iPhone Tweeted on twitter You cannot make this shit up

My plan was spreading Tolerance Shaping the future The children are the future Why would you let me in the classroom? Immediately started scheming No time to waste I succeeded Read the book I got away with it Everything In and out Just like that I did it, what about it? While wearing red lipstick and platform sandals Also Jeans probably Operation successful No one caught me It’s doable Mariam did it Release her She means well Ridiculous Next

That’s it They’ll kill me now That was too far I said it In print Oh no Crime confessed I was doing my job Disprove it Next

Political refuge In Sharjah Caused problems in Dibba Natural consequence in my opinion They didn’t even know No one knew Full disclosure after the fact While it was happening? No one knew

Oh so that’s why she left Yep, I caused real consequences Then put my foot down on the pedal I am absolutely not staying for the aftermath The whole institution is resting on my back I’m dropping that and running to another city Then writing a book explaining the whole situation and publish it on twitter Then ask for a Royal pardon That sounds like a plan

I did just that In that order Next on the agenda: Done with the ministry of education The religious reform, Mariam, seriously? Now what? Sleep Figure the rest out tomorrow The End

I told no one about the idiotic plan Started executing It kept working They didn’t stop me I’m either a genius or insane Probably both Ridiculous Next

They tried to kill and bury me Should have done it I told everyone now Bury this There’s a book about it

I probably was going to let it go if they just let me leave quietly, but since things got physical, it’s now a book. Thank you for noticing the irony, you wrote the punchline yourselves. A woman is doing something quietly, stop her and kill her and scare her into silence. I was minding my own business, guys, I just wanted to start a new job and I had no car. Why is it an international issue now? Beats me. They confiscated my car-key.

When did I cover all of those themes? No idea, over the past three months. Under your noses, I wrote the whole thing here, no one stopped it.

You guys said I can do this When the day became a month Emirati Women’t Month I figured you wanted me to keep talking I delivered Thanks everybody Mission accomplished Mariam spoke

Someone who knows me in real life is yet to come forward and ask me about this directly, there were signs, they know. Yet, no mention. SUCCESS. Next.

I wish it was all talk I actually executed the plans In real life, undercover Colorful Abayas too, I looked majestic I looked good doing it, release me

This is a lesson to the MOE Vet people before employing them I was 24 years old, fresh off the boat Newly orphaned with a bachelor’s of science The degree explains nothing by the way It just happened to exist in the story I have the qualifications and you employed me You allowed this to happen Three years, I was roaming inside your system Undetected, until I revealed myself with a book I know all about accreditation, this is mine Signed off, Mariam P.S. the people on top let me in

You failed the Mariam inspection No one even knew there was one I just started talking about everything wrong And ONE MORE THING, that’s a case study I was studying, I might get a degree out of this The MOE will have to approve that degree I spent paragraphs and essays criticizing them They’ll never give me another degree now Great, I ruined my PHD chance by being annoying

No one authorized this This is a variable you forgot to account for When you started working on it Get the institution accredited Pass the inspection Got all your documents? You forgot to account for the MARIAM This is 909 pages of nonsense by the way Your part is hidden in there somewhere I did not make this easy for anyone It is 222K words of filler Mariam talking about herself Good luck, you’ll need a team for this

My IQ is 160 I am bluffing, I have no idea but I’m a genius I’ll solve the test all wrong because I got bored Also frustrated at how limiting it is What is this even measuring? Can I stop solving it now? Point is I’m much smarter than you accounted for And much more rebellious Pages and pages of rule breaking I’ve been away from the system for 2 years I can address my grievances from here No one expects the spanish inquisition And no one expects MARIAM

Don’t even ask me about that part We addressed it Moving on now You’re not the main story Mariam is Let’s talk about something else now You’re bumming me out

Woman, do you ever SLEEP? I’ve been wondering the same thing Apparently not, machines don’t need sleep Only resets and updates

There was resistance at first WHAT IS GOING ON? Someone shut her down Why is there poetry released 24/7? Is this a woman or a machine? Why? Mariam, why? Met a lot of friends this way Concerned followers in the DMs Who are you and why are you doing this? Sorry, guys, I have no idea what triggered this Actually, I do know, villain backstory Someone said my father doesn’t call me My father is dead This is the result of that tiny comment A book

It wasn’t a misguided comment They knew he was dead That’s why they said it And this is my answer A book Your father is dead and he doesn’t call you Bummer, here’s 909 pages Everyone is uncomfortable now Everyone will remember this comment Why did you write a book? Someone said my father doesn’t call me Because he’s dead Behold A Book Does this answer your question? You did this Think before you speak to me Overreacted Yes, and I’m not sorry Everyone will remember this Hearts were broken Friendships were made and ended Hands were shaken and let go of Because of one comment That you probably don’t remember making

Don’t tell anyone about this I wrote a book and at least 700 people opened it I lost count because I kept changing the link That’s not a lot of people If I stay at the scene of the crime I’ll betray my principles I said leave it Throw your heart away Nothing but trouble It caused nothing but trouble Heartless Don’t call me heartless I’m grieving what could have been

They opened it Did anyone read it? Probably not, it’s unreadable AI read it ……………. Next

Don’t ask my family about this They didn’t know I told no one I hit post Next

I’m mad at the family They failed to protect me Sent me into psych wards Sent me into the workplace Sent me into higher education No one stopped to ask me what I want Here’s a book explaining me I just wanted to be left alone Here’s why I didn’t pick the paper cup off the floor Page I don’t even know I have the source material and I can ask AI You guys get the impromptu link This isn’t even a real website It’s an abomination *=