I hope no one asks
I hope no one asks Deny deny deny Until the last breath I did not do it Mariam did Emirati Women’s Month That’s the occasion That’s my addition That’s my contribution A book, a case study, a beautiful mess I saw an opening and I took it End of the month PUBLISH THE MEMOIR Done Next
Who told you to piss me off No one expects Mariam to write a book Gift to the patriarchs It’s a gift from Mariam Of course I would do this Did you meet me? Ridiculous Next
My name is right there I don’t give a shit I did this I started the fire I want them to know it was me Regards, Mariam
This is either brave or idiotic Or completely insane All three I’ll take all three Thank you very much Take it with the government They apparently signed this off too
You guys were getting lazy Needed a push We demand change! You used to be so brave and loud I see you’ve woken up again With a roar Signed off, Fire starter Poetry writer Change maker I’m just making up stuff on the spot And I was the whole time It worked
I sent signals I received the green light No one stopped me I told everyone my plan No one came to arrest me The day became a month I took that as a sign to keep talking You guys paved the way for me Gave me a platform and a microphone Technically I stole those but you didn’t arrest me So I kept talking
I didn’t start this war but I got to finish it Don’t touch me, hands off Mariam Don’t take advantage of me Don’t use my silence as a green light I never consented to any of this How does it feel to be blindsided? A child defeated you People seeing my face is the least of your problems now, they saw my words. Bury this, they already perceived me. They perceived my writing.
I didn’t disclose the plan to anyone in private, I disclose it on main, it was a part of the book. You can’t make this up, I told everyone what I was doing and they said: 👍. Thanks guys, that’s a wrap on the three month spectacle. We have a book, you all participated.
Yes, the articles are AI. Claude, I don’t feel like disclosing it in every tweet. You can tell which one’s me by now. Next.
I don’t know how other authors do it This was my method and creative process I explained it in the book too Follow the procedure and you might write one You also might end up doing something else Attention span is to blame I wasn’t planning to write a book It just happened
Yes Being a genius and a woman is hard No one ever takes me seriously I look like a child I act childish I am dangerous Precisely because I don’t look like it How dangerous am I? Read the book and judge for yourself The very fact that there is one should alarm you
I probably could ask Claude to summarize I will not I don’t give a shit Read it Or not I will keep posting The longer the essays the smarter they’ll think I am, because 900 pages of writing are not intimidating enough
This isn’t how publishing goes I am fully aware Technicalities Pressed a few buttons, got a link and tweeted it Looks legit enough No one flagged it down yet
My qualifications for writing this book is the fact that it is there. Disprove it. Did I do it? Yes, means the rules were easy enough to manipulate. Easy for me, circular logic. Why are you talking? Because I have the mic. Why did no one stop me?
The book is about escaping systems, what did you think was going to happen? Of course the publication method was chaotic and unusual, that’s exhibit A of MARIAM.
Shit I dragged the court and police into this too Oops What happens if I do this?
No taking it back now I dragged the authorities into it Classic Mariam Add this to your file on me 909 pages of evidence
The town: 0 Mariam: 1 You were scared of my family? Guess what, I’m scarier and I am my family So, mic dropped
That was my reputation You decided to smear My name Keep my name out of your mouths There’s a book correcting every misunderstanding This is the equivalent of sneaking a book in recess No one stopped me My image, my legacy I take that shit seriously Who asked you to lie on my name?
No one knows Stop talking about it Shake hands and forgive Okay, I will, after telling the whole world first Now we’re even 🤝
That’s wild, Mariam Did everyone see that? We’re even, we shook hands No one cares Apparently, this is legal
Either the book stays up I stay protected Or the case is reopened and I get compensation For all the psychological and physical damage I have proof It’s in the file you keep holding over my head
Is the police going to sue me? No idea, is that a thing? I’m suing them, I came to them with visible bruises and they sent me away Basically said alright just don’t repeat it ????? Men I signed the thing I didn’t sign on not talking about at large Forever on record Ridiculous Next
Apparently the law is flexible What happens if I do this? You idiots who thought I would burn the bridges I left them up and running because they’re useful Reopen the case, I’m innocent Don’t reopen it, the book stays Either way I win Your move Next
Revenge is bad No, this is justice Dish served cold I took my time No one even cares Enough time has passed Checkmate
I did it accidentally My hand slipped and clicked post Repeatedly Everyday for three months True story I was hacked I didn’t publish it, someone stole it Whatever It’s out Read it Burn it Who cares
I have no idea if this is legal I’ve been testing the boundaries for months No one said anything Is that a good argument? No, terrible logic I’m crazy That’s part of the charm We all know that Try another one
I can’t believe I pulled that off What the hell did I just do? The consequences will get me I don’t have time for this Release me
It was funny though Right guys? Right? Guys? I’m funny right? Shit, no one’s laughing I’m pretty sure I heard a few men cry
As usual By the time they catch me Damage has been done Everyone read my manifesto It’s a global issue now Release me It was funny I found it funny Mariam was here Of course that happened
You had three months 119 days or so To stop this I was monologuing on main Revealed all of my evil plans Everyone was like: cool 👍Nice poems, Mariam Guys? I was doing something huge As usual, underestimate Mariam See what happens
What a hypocrite I spent ages criticizing AI’s art This is ridiculous I’m using it to promote the complaining No contradictions found Except all of them, Mariam This is everything the book is against Release me, the posters look cool
Hands off me For every punch I added another paragraph That’s why it’s very long The beating lasted ages The blood was everywhere The police was informed The police did nothing So I wrote a book on the matter That’s how I dealt with it Do you want me to bring them back? The paragraphs on the violence? The actual violence was the crime Not me speaking about it
I came back for everything All of my effort that was invisible Invisible labor Now it’s visible Everyone can see it What happens if I do this? Release me They’re not smart enough to connect the dots What’s Infrastructure? That’s me Mariam is Infrastructure And my female colleagues All of them Every single one Say thank you That’s it, good job Now go away
Not my CEO I’m a free agent Don’t use that tone with me Ridiculous indeed Who else wronged me? We’re taking them down one by one
No one’s reading all of that Mariam And that is how I got away with it You should have been reading probably
I’m talking about this for the unforeseeable future This is my favorite topic, my book How convenient, Mariam I made my job talking about myself
Having this brain is a huge responsibility They didn’t specify what I should use it for This is all an improvisation They wanted to lock me up there Indefinitely Guys, I have things to say On a GLOBAL SCALE Why’d you limit me to one small town?
I’m irritated You used up my skills Gave me nothing useful in return I’m taking all of that back Repeat the inspection Mariam said absolutely not You still have a long way to go When will you pass the test? When you create another me
Yes, a lot of the book should have been cut, I didn’t feel like it, take the whole thing and run with it. Release me. Next. Release the book.
I’m joking, guys, it’s funny I got away with it That is the punchline If I failed there wouldn’t be a book
I threw the whole town under the bus to get on top, bet you didn’t see that one coming. You were a part of my scheme, smile for the picture. Cheese.
I don’t want to be angry I don’t particularly enjoy this Get out of my room Stop suffocating me Work, home, work, home When does Mariam get to live? Work, home, work, home And the paycheck? Not yours to travel with We need a man for that There you go, it’s a public issue now I could have traveled the world I was stuck inside a small town
F*** it My words traveled further than I have My book made it out of the border I am somewhere inside the country Locate me if you want I don’t give a shit
In my defense I was really bored 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Release me The book slaps Did you check the poems?
Can I write a book? Sure, Mariam Done Sure, Mariam That’s cute ………………. Mariam, we might need lawyers for this Uh oh Release me I didn’t know Allegedly Everyone thought it was adorable Therefore exactly
Release me I don’t know where I get it from The audacity Grown ass men can’t do what I did And yet, I did it If it is the last thing I do Then so be it
It wasn’t one button I pressed It was daily 24/7 When I uploaded the whole thing I went on with my day like nothing happened What are those buttons for if not for me to press? What happens if I do this?
The audience loved it Everyone clapped A lot of people were confused Overall, it was a positive experience No one disagreed with me They thought it was ridiculous And it was Ridiculous Next
No, I’m not crazy and I’m not a witch I’m a programmer 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Release me That was my method Computing “Magic” Do y’all hear yourselves It’s poetry and an iPhone And Mariam, most importantly Mariam
Also, OpenAI 😭😭😭😭 I think you guys should CloseAI Look what Mariam did with it It wasn’t me Allegedly Next
My sister liked one of my reposts and disappeared My reaction was get off of here and go study I am lying my ass off on here Brainwashing people at large No one needs to fact check this back home 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I am unstable I am crazy I am COMPETENT Put some respect on my name I wasn’t all talk I acted Next
No one was willing to TALK I didn’t say anything I wrote something Then posted it online That doesn’t count as talking
They were working very hard on this Mariam, you ruined everything Exactly, only using Twitter and Spotify And the notes app and AI I ruined it for everyone Put your hands on a woman again She’ll write a book about it Or MAYBE THAT’S JUST ME You just had to touch the one unstable and competent enough to pull it off Break a wooden stick on his back Maybe I’ll take the book down then No, I want to see the same thing done to him With someone threatening to go through all of his private stuff and exposing them Then maybe we’ll talk
What does writing a 222K word manifesto look like? A woman texting in the dark apparently. True story, that’s how I did it. Release me, no one took the phone from me this time. They did, for something else and it was confiscated and searched, the password was taken from me by force. It is what it is, why did you give it back? Idiots. Next.
Mom, I’m starting a revolution on Twitter Sure, Mariam I forgot to ask ………………….. She would have said no The work happened She wasn’t informed
Am I going to need a lawyer? Plead insanity, the psychiatric hospital will vouch for me Yes, she is one of ours Also, rehab will vouch for me Yes, she is clean Your move Checkmate I did weekly tests, just for this mic drop
They know me They know my name They know my face They know my car I just went in and gave urine samples About every 1-2 weeks They didn’t question it I wasn’t even using Prescription pills That is all If you’re going to pull the court into this You better have six months of a clean record Why would I have one? Vibes Next
That was your argument wasn’t it? Substances I am insane enough to drive to rehab regularly Just to get the record straight I had a lot of free time and I was bored I am a regular there One of their favorites I don’t even have to go That’s the punchline It was vibes The door was open, they let me in Access
My rehab therapist has no idea She was helping me with trauma Allegedly I mean, I wasn’t talking Then disclosed everything I thought that means I’m free now I’m supposed to keep talking regularly? Release me I said everything once so I won’t have to repeat it Then wrote a book on the subject From rehab’s waiting room They let me through the door What I did after that is their problem
Oh shit How many casualties now? Add that to the list Checkmate Anyone else wants to talk about Mariam?
13 reasons why Except it’s a manifesto and I was never And I mean never, going to kms Not before I see you all pay for everything It’s LONG and DETAILED
I only added things I thought were fire to the book Unfortunately that was everything Every single thought from morning to night It was annoying 24/7 radio transmission I never stopped talking For more than three months How did no one notice?
I was not subtle about it I pointed out what I was doing Every so often Everyone allowed it to continue Checks out She looks like she knows what she’s talking about NOT I was making it up on the go
No one can decode that Good luck everybody You’re welcome to try I actually forgot😭😭😭 I wrote everything down I wanted to stay alive It worked I wanted to keep talking It worked
SECRET MISSION Shared publicly on twitter It wasn’t very discreet It wasn’t discreet at all All the doors were wide open I was monologuing Public Mission The public helped me pull it off Thanks guys Next
This is probably not allowed Which is why I didn’t ask before executing I was already halfway through the project I asked the government to clear it They said: 👍 Gave me a month extension on the deadline Thanks guys Means a lot For real I am still upset about it What do you think? Someone gets rid of the medication you need Then takes away your car key Then takes your phone and beats you up until you hand over the password Then starts looking through it and shares it with everyone Then sends you abroad for a week Then you get subjected to invasive medical procedures Then shopping daily with no breaks I was still withdrawing from the lack of meds Then a psych ward impromptu trip for two days Then a trip to the police station Then starting a new job All in two weeks Stay with me Do all of that Then come back and ask me Are you upset?
If you have any questions Ask the hospital Yes, I pulled a knife I would do it again Don’t touch my stuff *