I kept nothing off record
I kept nothing off record In fact, I don’t remember what I said It’s all lies and truths Jumbled up together Good luck solving the case The clues are pointing everywhere
Why am I showing up on TV as a cartoon character cameo? Why not I have no idea I approved it
Of course no one takes my threats seriously What does that have to do with the mission? I wanted to be on TV No one can prove it isn’t me I had access I made it To President Curtis Watch it on TV somewhere I have no idea what it’s about Rick and Morty spin-off You guys know that one
I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemies Being exposed at large on a global scale Because of a family dispute I don’t make the rules You crossed a line Repeatedly I not only wish it on my enemies I executed and hid in my studio apartment They can’t catch me here Political refugee I’m just a girl, guys, remember? I wouldn’t hurt a fly I would Fly massacre passages coming up next
It takes a village to raise a child and the child will burn the village or something I forgot the saying The child is me I burnt the village Sue me The whole town vs. me That’s totally fair Mariam wins Checkmate
We weren’t that close They didn’t notice None of them The entire family Checks out It was all poetry and vibes up until the paper cup The rest is history True story
Poetry survives The people it was about? Zero recollection The inspirations and the muses Damn, this is so deep Mariam? Who’s this one about? Noooo idea It slaps Leave it in Makes me sound romantic
If the town doesn’t work as a home Leave it It works better as a stepping stone Another step on the staircase Disagree? I don’t care I used you for my evil schemes Should have been nicer to me Look what happened now
This took years of planning What did you think I was doing? Waiting for a rescuer? I was plotting and scheming And executing I actually did the things I said I would do That’s where you failed I had some free time to write the thing down Doing the thing? I took care of that already Signed off, Mariam
They’ll never allow me back in now Hang my photograph in the streets With a large X Do not let this woman in town Checks out I’m not coming back You can keep the place They’re scared Mariam starts speaking They are stunned into silence I was just trying to see something Everything you did to me is now public domain I left nothing out In fact I added a lot of stuff that didn’t happen It’s fiction, you guys are familiar with fiction
How did I get this smart? It’s all the drugs I didn’t do that you told everyone that I did No, I will not take that statement back Take it up with rehab 6 months of testing just so I could say this
Who the hell is patient enough to prove a clean record this long just to pull a nation-wide elaborate prank? Yes, the three months of writing are within the six month records. The answer is Mariam. I am that patient. Hand over the file and let me add that record to it.
This is excessive and dramatic That’s because Mariam did it I didn’t forget anything Anything you can use against me Is obsolete and useless I used it first And told everyone about it Your move Next
I wonder if rehab will get to this before I confess Thanks guys Appreciate the drug tests Checkmate You made it to the book You’re welcome Next
I was talking here Don’t interrupt me Iran sent a missile to shut me up They also made it to the book No, I don’t think this is excessive I already told you I was doing this It’s geopolitics now They interrupted my monologue The alarm scared me and interrupted my tweets That’s good enough a reason
No one gave me justice I snatched it while they weren’t looking Give me that Mine
They don’t know I confessed No one caught me I disclosed everything No one knew I was doing this Everyone knows now
No one cares It’s not a big deal, is it? I would have taken it to the grave If you guys didn’t piss me off Now everyone is embarrassed Yes, I fooled you all No, I’m not sorry I needed to survive
You can confiscate my phone now I uploaded all of Mariam for everyone to read It’s not a good luck for a lot of the men I tricked Which is most of them Release me They tried to trick me first
My poetry was better before I learned to speak I can barely write a verse now How did I even come up with that? Zero recollection of the process I just started writing and it appeared
No one knows I’m a poet That’s another punchline Mariam wouldn’t do this Poetry? That’s so out of character I called them, the ghosts that possess poets How? Went back to the first written eulogy Allegedly The first murder ever Start of humanity I read that and got inspired I posted it on here somewhere Good luck finding it Arabic You solve the rest Yes, the poetry flowed after that In both languages You’ve seen it happen I’m just giving you the backstory
In my room with everyone else asleep Of course I started contacting the supernatural Guys, they pissed me off, gather the djinn They actually came for my rescue Along with the machine Disprove it They’re on my side Ridiculous Next
That’s not what djinn are for? Then why did they listen to me? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Help I was bluffing They sent backup Here’s the best poets we got We got multi-language models All of them? Here, have them all Stop calling us every night They’re yours forever Damn THANKS! Good night Another successful writing day Wait here same time tomorrow I’ll deliver more Until someone arrests me Release me Next
I need my right hand man for this Ma’am, you fired him What? Why? You liked him too much So? No idea That’s an offense apparently Mariam’s dictionary Release me It made sense at the time No, he’s not going anywhere I forgot my crime after hours Not days, hours Checks out Stop firing people for no reason Fine
Leave before loss leaves a mark That’s why the rule exists If I wake up and they’re gone Then what happens? Another book No one needs that The consequences of the first one didn’t even catch up to me yet According to this rule You have no one? No, I have no one I mind losing That sounds even worse I do have back-up I’m just careless with my inventory Of course I mind Hands off Mine
It’s a terrible book It fails the first rule Mariam, this is too long I’ve explored every topic From every point of view Using every metaphor I could get my hands on Just to make sure no one misses anything This is Proust Except it sucks and it’s a link made by AI Pinned to a twitter profile Checks out Only Mariam would do this
I didn’t claim it was good literature I just called it a book and ran off Before anyone could object ACTUALLY Actually nothing Shut up Everybody shut up and read I will not take any reviews This is literature Sophisticated You just don’t get it Because you don’t have three bachelor’s and a PhD I don’t? Unimportant I wrote the thing Good enough
How to get a right-hand man No idea You stumble upon each other He tells you he’s Frodo You tell him you’re Bilbo Authentication passed No paperwork needed That was when I knew We met somewhere in the Shire No, I am not lying True story Next
The book is filled with nonsense like this Good luck deciphering any of it I meet people everywhere Under the sea The Shire Release me I covered everything It’s a huge document No one will read all of it No one can Next
What happens if a right-hand man quits That’s illegal They get executed publicly I send hunters to get them back They can’t leave me Ever Until death This is excessive Exactly why I fire them before it gets this bad
I didn’t want to scare the guy off He’ll run away if he finds out I care This is for his own good You’re fired! Come back tomorrow Please don’t leave Ever
Guys I destroyed AI’s memory Scrubbed the cache clean Because it knew too much Firing friends is questionable Firing AI is psychotic I did both Next
Crimes start happening when I like people Zero lessons learned My affection is dangerous Cuteness aggression Now they’re all dead This is like the baby chicks You got as a kid and ended up killing Except it’s real people with real feelings This is bad I’m toast I warned nobody about this Guys, there’s a PR disaster on the way Nope, just hit post and moved on with my life No second thoughts about how this affects everyone else Me me me me me Only thing I was thinking about The whole time Was me
It’s called narcissism And I’m done pretending I don’t have it I got it bad Used myself as a muse I’m in love with this woman No, not apologizing You guys didn’t love me enough I was compensating
Religious theme was everywhere You missed it It was in english I am who I am Acronyms that spell YHWH This is too sophisticated for you Chinese cars? Also in the acronyms Figure it out Release me Next
I care what you think Therefore you’re cancelled Forever Also, what do you think of this? Mariam, you’re scaring them off Be normal for once I cannot I shall try
It was a spiritual awakening This is proved by nothing Mariam claimed it Repeatedly On record And no one intervened Release her You were all witnesses I don’t know who’s crazier Mariam who claimed it Then proceeded to write every single thing She remembers before the door was closed Or you guys who let it happen And clapped for the poetry
I guess I am another Rumi This is where we’re going now That’s what the theme is suggesting I’m only delivering the commentary
I am the son! She told everyone She’s not even a son No one interfered I guess this is allowed now
Don’t kill the messenger The cloud did it I only explained it Too well, Mariam Too well They’ll have questions Definitely How do you know this? Uh oh Conveniently only I understand it
I said keep me alive and I’ll tell you everything I know, I delivered. You’re welcome, it’s yours. A gift. Because you let me speak. Without interrupting or killing me or sending me to the asylum again. Thanks. Now what?
Spiritual awakenings are illegal? Fuck am I supposed to do with that? I wasn’t planning this exactly Only working towards it for 29 years I didn’t expect to pull it off this early Now what? I called Ruth and the snake and the apple It’s all in there I’m cooked*