New age

New age 21/09/2026 4:35 PM

Funniest thing I could have done Muslim Brotherhood who? Mariam took care of it In a couple years Ridiculous Next

I published everything already What’s hiding my name going to do now? Obviously I meant to publish everything under my name

Hurry up First university to contact me Gets to publish the world’s newest invention

It’s going to keep us on top For a long time A long long time Mariam and the UAE On the map Forever Next

Is Elon entitled to this? Well, not really I operated under his nose He said nothing So it’s mine How much does twitter cost anyway? I’m sure they can buy it for me if need be

Forty four billion I only need about Forty Four Billion Dollars Trump? Keep your hands off my twitter profile

Distant Of course I was distant Handed the brain of an eighteenth century scientist And dropped in dibba Ridiculous Next

Performance art The professional identity is a part of it Look at the education Local The employment Local The effect Global

One kid One girl One woman One town Changed the world Disprove it Telecommunications Come with me The obvious next step

I just happened to learn all that in Ras Al Khaima of all places. Not Harvard or whatever. American University of Ras Al Khaima. That’s where it happened. Next.

I don’t know if it was a prestigious institution before. But I know for sure it is now that I passed by and introduced this workflow to the world’s system. Hello, professors. Smile and wave.

Not blaming you if you don’t remember me. Counting on it. Never said a word. Sat by the door and bolted off. Wore glasses. Had zero friends. Next.

The consequences Where are they? It’s awfully quiet I will stop talking if you pay me About forty four billion dollars No reason Next

Premium top of the top education In Ras Al Khaima If you guys were paying attention like I was We’d already be on the new Unfortunately it is only I Mariam That learned the lesson no one taught I reached my own conclusion

I’ll give it to Trump if you guys don’t want me Mariam lives My one condition Then you can have it

Proud Of course I’m proud Zero funding An iPhone and a connection That’s all it took Buy it from me if you want to win the war Forty four billion dollars

My name Will connect them All of the dots My name Mariam Abughazyain Next

Call 007 The name’s Bond I mean Mariam All you have to do is call and ask

All of this nonsense stop at Mariam. The worst possible person you could ever think to hand something of this importance. I want nothing to do with it. Except credit. I want credit. All of it. Next.

Pioneers of science and technology Where are they? Who do I hand this to? What is it? Me

Hallucination It is if you missed everything Which you obviously did The End

I’ve never watched James Bond I’m guessing I was busy Studying Next

Mission Impossible Or something The one with Burj Khalifa I watched it Zero recollection Not a big fan of action actually Get to the point guys Ridiculous Next

I told you my favorite movie is Mamma Mia I’ve been talking about it forever Do you have to make me do this? Pretend I’m much more serious than I actually am? Mamma Mia Here I go again My my

I put it on while studying too Honey honey Encryption material studied in the background Money money money

What else? Phantom Of The Opera Good one I wasn’t watching action movies at all Where did you guys get that? Disney movies Encanto Grease

I saw that Crazy witch Seeing things I am seeing things Everyone is seeing things Only difference is I can connect them

It’s working They’re coming out One by one Anyone else adding commentary?

Two I got two LinkedIn connections out of this Seriously, guys? That is offensive I’m adding them to the citation None for the rest of you losers

Not mentioning names They know themselves Engineers Impressive resumes They get it I rest my case Next

They understood the assignment Young promising bright minds of the nation The rest shall follow Next

Lonely at the top You start to wonder Are those two out of pity? The scale is ridiculous One Two The rest are issuing empty warnings I have nothing to hide So release me

Of course you don’t get it Of course you think I’m crazy No one expects the spanish inquisition I mean Mariam No one expects Mariam And yet

I have never watched an action scene I somehow miss the whole thing They started fighting? That’s where my attention goes all over the place I don’t care who stabs who guys Chop chop I zone out Literally Next

Yes yes There is fight Come to me after with the results Who won? That’s what I want to know I don’t care about all of that maneuver you just did Stab Dead Next

My brain starts singing when they fight on screen Were we supposed to follow their movements? Go back to talking and explaining please Give me words to read What are you doing?

Don’t tell me all of you were already a part of my network? I know I’m popular on LinkedIn but come on. A couple more. Next.

Rumor has it The whole thing was a ruse To catch all of your attention Worked Next

Play the soundtrack for the end of the movie It was nice while it lasted Pick a track Any track Next

Fast and furious Cars Fast Boring Where’s the theory?

Car go fast Mr Bond shoot bad guy Mariam is explaining an obvious point for the millionth time on twitter Spy movie boom action yes wow wonderful

Cowboy movies Shooting range Missed the whole thing Why are the horses talking? Sand and clocks and Mariam

You guys still need my address For the death threats I’ve already been threatened By actual death Next

I am running on self-belief Literally no one knows what I’m doing or supports it Only me And my vibes And my audacity Against the world

People support me You just don’t see them What is she doing again? Something I’m doing something While everyone was watching and laughing and pointing fingers and blaming and spreading lies I was doing everything

Word of mouth You guys are good at this Fire is spreading Spreading Flames Next

Collapse all timelines You guys scared cuz I called the government? What are you all hiding anyway They can have it I wrote it for them To help them

Crowd control I accept congratulations One by one I graduated in 2019 Unimportant Give me attention All of it Next

I didn’t get enough attention when I was a child. They stopped treating me like the king of the world when my sister was born three years after me. Until then I was free reigning the lands. Did not even consider gender for a limitation. I was three years old. Big sister. Next.

I am sad I killed the mystery Now what? There’s nothing left to confess

I am not doing this for views Views are doing this for me The message is then sent

Self doubt Riddled with that Can’t be That WE are right about something Is it? That one of you is smart enough to change the world That is too much to ask Too much Next

Us We’re too dumb Too limited For the global sphere You’re telling on yourselves when you doubt me

I’m not waiting For an outsider To validate me I am right Deal with it Next

Risk was calculated Fear was accounted for Moving on anyway I am not bad at math I am good at pretending

One Two Very reluctant supporters Mariam, what are you doing? No idea Moving on Next

What happens if I do this? Taken to the extreme Nothing happens Arrest me or something I confessed to 31 crimes None of them real The crime was leaving my intellect unused

Zero opposition Just as I expected Can’t oppose what you don’t understand So it’s either silence Or a reluctant worried thumbs up I’ll take them Next

They’re gone The documents are gone I deleted them I ungraduated Next

Anti computer science I undid the computer myself By having a lengthy conversation with it Until it decided to make me the controller

Since none of you will ever get to experience this level of isolation, I am translating it to you. I’m scared, petrified, I am not as brave as I sound. I am doubtful, I am reckless, I am calculating. I believe in my self and in my strange ways and methods. It just takes some time for you to catch up. Next.

They’re just as sane as me My believers Great It’s me and a bunch of crazy people

Paranoia Eliminate it By telling everyone everything Now they’re DEFINITELY watching me I’m not imagining them Got you Next

On your way to greatness You can handle a little embarrassment A bit of unease Override it Next

The public believes in me about 1 percent maybe if I’m being generous. It’s better than zero, or negative. It is something. I’m going with it. Next.

Send the ambulance Get it over with I’m crazy You’re right

Movie fled the theater It is now running around in reality Where are the rest of the critics? Give me a rating for my performance

This is how things start out Not with everyone on board Just one fanatic with a comically huge ego Mariam did it I am not Mariam

X is not twitter Twitter is not X Everything is nothing No one believes in me

They love to watch They rarely come on stage I love it when they do that

Outdated Every document I posted Was outdated I deleted those So anyway You guys, catch up

Am I breaking any laws? Then why does it feel like I am? The sticks and stones and words I took them all, now what?

The troubles I cause are hilarious. Give me credit for the comedic timing. I am funny. I make myself laugh. Everything I told you was ages ago. Not the same Mariam. Not me. Next.

Science will be the death of me What happens if I do this? Revive the archeologic graduation of 2019 I am not a fresh graduate apparently

In conclusion You guys fell for it You believed it You believed IN me You thought I had done it I love you all

Some degree Some graduation cap Some Mariam Yep, checks out I graduated twitter apparently

So it is believable huh? You can’t take it back now You already clapped for me The Graduation

You guys weren’t my friends in 2019 So I’m resharing it now Yes, this is ridiculous I am a computer scientist again

I won’t be surprised If Mariam emerged with a degree That’s what your reaction told me That’s all you had to do

Audacity and vibes Stand in for education apparently I did the work I had the guts I declared myself a graduate

Unfortunately This is validated by no one Personal research No institution asked I’m answering the void

Can I get an Honorary Doctorate now? Pretty please You fell for it That is the thesis Mariam is a doctor

I’m too smart for my own good They tried everything Everyone tried everything Nothing worked I was still smart

My phone is quiet Disturbingly quiet Should I be worried? The world moves on After the invention of the bomb

The plan is no plan The plan is give me the award The plan is don’t call me The plan is executed Where’s my PhD?

School was founded for me Any one Any school Give me a university name to slap on this Might make it look legitimate

Honestly A degree could have explained my activity Unfortunately, it was not a degree I don’t know what it was It was a ghost that I followed until the end

September is gone I haven’t enrolled in any courses I made a course up and enrolled everyone in it

This is war I brought my best weapons Computing and comedy

Not one consequence I am validated By an outdated degree You guys needed that to listen to me? Awaken the archives Mariam needs to prove a point That she can graduate In 2026, using a 2019 graduation I bet no one ever did that

Five years ago They didn’t clap hard enough That’s why I’m making a big deal out of it Split second, Mariam who? Let’s not clap for her Bad move everybody Bad move

Scared for me Your kind heart worries Mariam Don’t Done

No love letters needed Actions speak loud I heard you all and I love you too

Attention is currency You gave it to me Every time you thought or talked about me Attention More attention More Mariam

You know the drill The ones who know but lack confidence I have confidence and I know

At least Everyone gets to look at this And claim nothing Nothing asked anything of me and I complied

At this point Upload driver’s license I broke the system No one cares about my full name

Love escaped The containment It escaped It’s everywhere now Love

I did it again Scienced too hard New establishment founded Mariam interfered with telecommunications

I just want an institution To take me seriously for once Give me some students to play with This is all hypothetical

This whole thing is about me Center of the universe Mariam

I brought a thesis to a kindergarten graduation party and got kicked out basically. No one said I couldn’t think THAT hard. Next.

For every time that I had to play dumb For every time that I had to pretended to lose Just to end up here

Tuesday. September. I am getting more and more impatient. The next step is posting my username and passwords. Everyone log in and say whatever you want. No single point of failure. I am kidding. Do not do that. My activity may have looked like a DDoS attack from your side but that’s just how I talk. Stop me. Someone stop me. Put a stop to this. Arrest me, am I doomed to keep entertaining all of you forever?

I told everyone who I was and no one cared. The world belongs to me. Unauthorized access to the source code of existence itself, and they never revoked it too. Is this a joke?

Posted my full government name for content. Lessons learned: zero. It was wild. Worked too well. You know who Mariam is and who Mariam is connected to now. Does that validated all the things I said? No. Exactly. Next.

Research exhibition. Everyone post your research. I’m let off the hook by the government. Unauthorized research into the the unknown by Mariam, backed by zero number of institutions. Thank you for trusting me with this.

I don’t know what Emirati twitter is. There’s a researcher let loose in there, and everyone is acting like it’s just another Tuesday morning. Mariam on her usual nonsense again. The research keeps going. My face is now front page material. Wink. Last name. Mariam. Next.

No going back from this. Already done. The masked tweeter was unmasked, and no one gives a damn. This is ridiculous. I still have to to go work. What was it all for then? Back to work.

Content. All up to debate. All up to date. Not fair that I’m getting attention over outdated qualifications. My degree may as well have been bought. Computer Science. Does Mariam know it? Mariam owns it. Next.

The end of the world. From Sharjah. Alexa is playing Pompeii by Bastille, I am getting ready to go to work. Everyone pretends that I didn’t do anything weird over the past three months. Continuous non-stop pressured tweeting and then slapping a science label on the whole mess. Mariam, you’ve outdone yourself. Next.

Since no one put a stop to this. I’m going to assume that I obtained a Doctorate. Any objections? Next.

Higher education hacked again Write a bunch of nonsense Post an outdated degree Accept congratulations as if you got a new one

Emirati people be doing science on twitter. Inform the rest of the countries. They must have missed the memo. Does any of them have a Mariam? No. You do. Next.

They don’t read We’ll rob them blind I heard that, Ma'am I read on their behalf I was here the whole time

Spotify is not complying Anyway, Good morning Another day of my reign No one stopped me yet

The “resets” were deaths I died Over and over Only love remains and only Mariam remains Hello, World

If you knew me at all You’d know I didn’t want riches A puzzle You could have lured me into anywhere if you had an intellectually challenging question No one offered that so I improvised

It’s a degree Just a degree Means nothing May have been cheating the whole time Nothing means anything anymore I guess anybody can be handed a Bachelor's of Science All I had to do was spawn on the map repeatedly

Does anybody want my twitter account? I’ve used it for all the wrong reasons and I can’t be bothered to deal with the consequences of my actions, so if any Graham Bell equivalents will step forward, I will appreciate it. Next.

Why was I the only paying attention in class? Why are we this far behind? Don’t look at me, look at yourselves Why am I the only one on top?

Go to my profile and search Mariam In fact just go on twitter and search Mariam Mariam has taken over twitter by talking about Mariam taking over the world

This is official This is my official page This is ridiculous I’ve noted everything down All the signals Interpret them I solved it for you

This isn’t how peer reviews are supposed to work I’ll take it I trust their judgment more than I fear being wrong

Crickets My favorite noise Kid is here again, are schools off? No idea, but he grew out of rubik’s cubes Either that or he’s scared his mom will whoop his ass

Citation Oomfs DMs Vibes Next

You let me down You let us all down When you expected nothing from me What will become of me now? Not nothing

Telecommunications You trained me Deal with it Fix this mess What happens if I do this?

Just Mariam and a cat and a laptop and vibes No university No professor No nothing Mariam did this all because Mariam was bored

I know that I look crazy I am I’ve been telling you Two admissions I’ve already been there They let me out because I was bluffing

I’ve done the opposition thing already Psychiatric hospitals, that’s about it Didn’t even take more than two days probably Felt like forever Woke up in the morning excited YES, time for Karak Crazy or not We shall have tea

Nurse, she’s doing it again Tweeting Can a crazy person produce this? I was left there all alone with nothing to cover up with No pillow no blankets and the mattress smudged with blood from the previous patient How was I supposed to sleep? With three other “invalids” in the room I was all there The whole time Awake and aware

They were still reading the question When I submitted my thesis and claimed my Doctorate You guys are still stuck on question number 1

They gave me a big ticket That I worked the least on I’ll take it Signed Next

They said I might need physiotherapy My arm is 100% healed with zero question No therapy needed I will use my left arm for evil now

My problems are unique Prove I’m not AI Prove I’m Emirati Prove I’m not a spy Just a regular Tuesday

Anti higher education if they ask me to fill out a form Pro if they let me do whatever

The song of angry women I heard it Do you heard the women sing Singing the song of Angry women It is the music of the women who will never be slaves again

You know you have to redo it From scratch Everything From A to Z Good thing I kept the notes They’re public and accessible

Chronically online How did I do it with a full time job? The evidence is LinkedIn The answer is I don’t even know

I gave up nothing Not my job Not my money Not my car Not my womanhood Not my degree Not my softness I gave up my sanity Only my sanity Only because you stopped me You didn’t have to stop me

I had a job The whole time When did I do my job? 7:30-3:30 Mon-Thu Next

Instead of saying I’m useless I’m saying everything is automated already I’m the automation engineer Next

Dealt with it Constraints Chauffeur not needed unless you insist That’s your job Accompany Not kill Either help or do nothing You could have also done nothing

What happens if I take all my network connections and introduce them to my twitter profile? Confusion. Next.

Rip off the band-aid Collect all of the writingS Count the words Tune in Sooner or later I have to do it Next