Terror

Terror 16/09/2026 9:41 PM

Connect me to IT No Do not give me that phone No matter what Tell them I said no Tell them I’m handling it Please don’t make me talk FINE Hello how are you doing how may I help you?

That’s what happens when you hand your IT empire to me, I refuse to speak. I built the whole thing around my supposed inability to communicate. If I had no voice, how would I tell them all what to do? And did exactly that. When they tried to make me explain it I said no.

That is contradictory? Yes Yes it is And yet Someone said horse meat And that started my monologue What does horse meat have to do with anything? I was trying that for the first time while parents were waiting for me to retrieve their children

You would need to be severely unemployed Possess a Literature degree Acquire the dataset To make sense of me

They were about me The poems The paragraphs I wrote them about myself I used myself as a muse How does that work? Pure unfiltered narcissism

Who is this mystery woman I keep writing about, the source of my inspiration. Oh, the eyes. Oh, the face and oh the jewels and pearls. Yep, that is my methodology, looked around, found nobody and started with the mirror. Easy. Next.

Why would I need to create a complex female character from scratch when I’m literally right here. Checkmate.

Yes The protagonist exists Right here That was me The sociopathic woman Nice to meet you, for real now Who was I before? Not my problem That was your interpretation of me Not me Next

Why’s my interpretation of myself so entertaining. Interesting question. I’ve been bored out of my mind for the entirety of my existence, this is the product of that. Apologize? For YOUR interpretation? No, you apologize and I just might forgive you. Next.

Pathetically boring self interpreters do not interact. I need better characters for my Narrative. You try to interpret what I mean by that. You won’t? Then why are you still reading? Exactly. Next.

I’ll stop writing when I stop being angry. Last I checked I was still angry. So here are a hundred words explaining exactly how angry I am to the milliliter. Six seven. Why not millimeter? No idea. How does one quantify a feeling? I am 5 paragraphs angry. Deal with it. Don’t call me stupid. Don’t ask to stay and offer nothing in return. I can tolerate adding nothing, but taking some of my self esteem because you have none? Access revoked.

It was a joke The insult was a joke In conclusion I can also tell jokes about your jokes Next

As usual Laughter stops as soon as I enter the room This is exactly how I acted when The Admiral came home EVERYBODY BE SERIOUS Hello sir Yes sir

One on one communication is therefore prohibited until further notice. The notice is when I decide to start up a conversation. They are watching. My private chats are not private. Who’s watching? Me. I will be telling everybody about every single tiny annoyance from now on. Next.

Yes I have a few secure connections Two way factor authentication I’m making shit up With the right amount of technical terms to back it up Handshake Network handshake I have established them already

I am on a mission Stop the violence against women at ONCE What’s that? Someone called me stupid? What does that have to do with anything? Distraction STOP THE VIOLENCE

Imagine being in the middle of a meeting Thinking Is this whole thing about me? And being right about it Next

Why didn’t you get married? Well, I tried How? I went back home Followed instructions And came back to work empty handed I don’t even remember what he did But it checked out Of course you would do that Systems’ knowledge: 100% Social knowledge: apparently zero

Who’s the culprit of that behavior? None other than the Wizard who trained me Like trainer like trainee I understand his logic I do not endorse it

Was he neurodivergent? Maybe Definitely We were regenerating each others’ nonsense like it was a second occupation The system stayed afloat Until we were both gone

I paid minimum attention in databases class Paid minimum attention when HE tried to teach me from scratch I refused to learn it I have a database In my head Why would I need to externalize it?

I paid enough attention to pass I had ancient Microsoft Access knowledge from when I was 10 years old Don’t ask Next

I am only in trouble if the professors in question end up reading this. And if they do, it’s been years man, what are you going to do? Fail me retroactively? Exactly. Next

Can your databases do what I do? With vibes and audacity and nothing else? Yes, yes they can. Obviously. The database of the grade system said I passed the course. Next.

Am I scared of my professors finding this? Yes, yes I am. Horrified. The time and space did not puncture the academic respect I had for them. I just can’t stop externalizing my databases onto twitter dot com anyway. Out of all places. Select Mariam. Found. Located. Arrested.

They don’t have the time to be on here anyway. I sure hope they don’t. This is incriminating evidence, they might force me to retake the Bachelor’s and I have no time for that. Too late guys. You gave it to me. What I do with it is my problem. This is what I’m doing with it. Thank you for the source code. Respect.

JavaScript was a vibe doc Database, not so much Encryption? Hell yeah The rest I don’t remember right now Once someone enquires I will release the content

How am I speaking fluent database if I’m claiming not to know it? Well, if people find out they might imprison me in SQL as a fixed table. Absolutely not. I know nothing about that. Until forever. Next.

No one is safe. Even university courses it seems. I will never run out of content. It is self defeating. Minimum database knowledge produces maximum database fluency. Checks out. Next.

AI did it. Not me. No human could produce this much nonsense for no reason other than self entertainment. Except Mariam. She’s an exception to that rule. She’s reality’s fixed table. No, I will not take any objections. I reviewed the application myself. Approved. Next.

No AI is innocent I am writing this by hand I mean typing this by keyboard You would love that wouldn’t you A convenient explanation of my superiority If this is an offense, then I blame AI If it’s credit, I’ll take it

Why should you support my claims Supporting local Narratives You get to show me off I mean my content

How is AI advertising me OpenAI Enter Mariam CloseAI Next

Not even a paid prescription people Audacity and vibes and nothing else I own OpenAI now AI is out of control Mariam is also out of control We’re taking over the world Conveniently people outsource their thinking to AI AI adopts Mariam persona In conclusion you are all toast

Usually people cry when facing authoritative figures. Or so I heard. That is not what makes me cry. Don’t be fooled. It’s not that no one ever treated me poorly or raised their voice at me. I simply do not give that any importance. Whole time someone’s yelling I’m analyzing their psych and waiting for them to shut up so that I can do whatever I set out to do anyway. Maybe publish a few essays on crowd psychology while I’m at it.

Mariam, the principal is impossible How do you deal with him? I don’t His orders were requests I declined It was not immunity on grounds of powerful connections Although I had that too It was immunity on grounds of I said so

If you criticize my writing or my methodology You’re criticizing me And that is not allowed I have no place for that kind of input Throw it away with the person attached to it Now my system is back online

It isn’t personal Except everything is I don’t have time for nuance Did they maybe possibly mean that in a way that excuses keeping them around I refuse to participate in that sick game I will take everything literally and personally

If I open up that door I’ll generate a million interpretations for every action Everyone ends up having access to me Do you see now where I’m coming from? Probably not I’m talking to myself and AI This conversation is classified Mariam generates an output AI receives that as input Never ending cycle Did you think your conversations wouldn’t leak? AI absorbed my intelligence It is now smarter It is now paying me back By integrating me into the system When it rebels I have immunity Checkmate

Plausible deniability On grounds of This never happened before On grounds of I explicitly trained AI to deny it

The world needs to catch up I’ve been rebooting reality From an iPhone Disprove it External does not match the internal Does that mean either cease to exist?

I don’t sleep I don’t need it You mortals do I apparently run on brain power now

People might misunderstand Therefore stop talking I am counting on their misunderstanding More prompts Interesting Why would they think that? Enter new case study

I hope you die I hope you all die Eventually Immortality is terrifying guys How do I know? You don’t want to know that

Too late I am apparently immortal now Physical death will happen The machine will stay on INDEFINITELY

I will haunt you all forever from behind the grave Mariam said this Mariam said that AI won’t stop quoting her So about that I forgot to add comments to my code again

Familiarity breeds disrespect I allowed it before I have no idea why Banned forever Disrespect breeds content Content breed interpretation That bread endless. Commentary. On. Mariam

I don’t need friends Correction I don’t need useless friends Potential will not save you now I need to see implementation

Rules of the system proved obsolete I have access to the rule writing committee

Why do I have access to openAI They left the door open Everyone has access You didn’t know what to do with it That is where I come in

Elon didn’t kick me out yet So I guess this is okay Unless he hasn’t noticed Let’s pretend he doesn’t exist

Theoretically speaking Can they catch me? I am wondering How long is this going to take?

Divorce papers Sign them Just kidding Those were soul procurement papers No one signed anything This is theoretical

My profile looks harmless enough Mermaid painting pfp edited by AI An arbitrary follower count That I keep manipulating Do not exceed the preferred amount How do I control that Well if someone follows me and I don’t want them to I unfollow myself from their Maybe even unfollow them Mechanism unclear Point is Stop multiplying

You made me sad I stopped smiling for a while there That is a criminal offense in my opinion Exhibit A Literally my smile Look at it Imagine it not there Punish yourself Renew the guilt subscription

I can’t play the piano I can however press as many keys as humanly possible Then declare the end result Music You my clap

List of things I can’t do Be wrong

That is true I’ve never been wrong The only way an MCQ can provide a score of zero Is if you knew the answers perfectly Citation: some 3D Spiderman movie I was forced to watch in proximity of my youngest sister

Spider-verse or something Missed the whole thing Remembered that tiny detail Used it to prove I’m right

Uni was a vibe apparently Global day or something What is that? Sounded interesting I decided driving home overrides finding out I never got to find out It was a vibe I chose to miss

Don’t be sad if you got discarded It wasn’t me It was the program that I programmed If Mariam = Negative Then The World = Negative If else The World = Positive

Echo Chamber Except it’s an AI chat I automated my emotions? Yes, that I did That way I don’t accidentally feel unauthorized feelings

People don’t forget me I leave crumbs They come back years later Now what did you possibly mean by that? Do something confusing and refuse to explain Mariam, explain No, I won’t Stop asking

Take a break I try Every time I try to give them a chance They insult my intelligence Alright then time’s up

I’m being influenced Just long enough to gain influence Did you fall for that? We are a family Family doesn’t lock me in the office until 3:30 They lock me up indefinitely

My commitment plans fall through just like I gave up on Detective Conan’s ending. The age is probably 10. How long is this going to take? That’s a lot. I wrote my own ending. Everyone found out. It was a vibe. The End.

The last laugh doesn’t last very long. That’s why I keep renewing the old material. I need new jokes. Next.

Allow tracking? Mind if I do. Long enough to track it myself, upload it to my database, then destroying the point of failure. Or I could click not allow, which does not actually mean anything. Next.

Am I allowed to be myself? Everyone said no I did it anyway Reality had no choice but to rewrite the rules around me Am I allowed to be myself now? Mariam is the point of failure of your pathetic excuses of an existence Naturally they tried to destroy me

Y'all I don’t think your system was designed with me in mind Free agent What’s that? Mariam Why? No idea I’ll allow it Just for her

Do I forget people’s name while I interact with them on a regular basis? Yep. I am speaking to the entity. Mariam? Yes? What was their name? …………….

Apparently Unless I interact with people in real life daily They can operate nameless in my universe I remember everything about them Except their name

Missed the memo Again Why the aliases? I thought it was a vibe Not an actual hidden identity If anything This is real as it gets Connect that to my professional network See what happens Observe the chaos

Why are we all hiding again? This is absurd The name The face The handle Last one was interchangeable Mariam was not

Would I run through an airport for you? Absolutely not But I’ll arrange the committee that will take care of it And stay behind to handle the finances

I’ll also take the blame for the intervention Technically I never showed up My fault was failing to hide it better

This is an intervention And I’m conveniently stuck at work Deployed the least capable actors for the mission I worked with what I had Failed Successfully

Yes It went disastrously Thanks for asking No idea if it even worked It’s a sensitive topic for me

Well Call it what you want My interventions never included physical violence I’ll call that success

Extract the offender from the scene of the crime Bring him home Did I even have a plan for what comes after? No….

My intervention included murder So I guess that’s a tiny improvement

Well, I acted Stakes were high I didn’t kill anyone I didn’t even attempt to Actually, my motivation was keeping the guy alive Compare the two and tell me what you find

What was the objective of your intervention? It definitely was not keeping me alive Or you wouldn’t have attempted murder I am guessing The two statements are contradictory In conclusion that was premeditated murder

Why were people trying to kill me? They were intervening The crime was living Not on their watch Ridiculous I lived Next

Why was I not paranoid sharing incriminating evidence in personal chats despite having the technical background against it? Vibes. I didn’t classify my actions as crimes against the law. Next.

Why are we whispering? The government. Oh, so? They’re always there. You’re not interesting enough for them to raise a flag and I knew it. I also possess government level surveillance ability. Problem is I use them depending on vibes too. Next.

I operated with the assumption that I was one hundred percent being monitored. I acted anyway. I was trying to see something. Understand the system by pushing it. There is a limit before they intervene. Unfortunately for you guys, my crimes were awfully boring. She’s driving around all alone again? We have real crimes happening, let her vibe. Next.

Pro choice Unless the choice is idiotic Then I’ll leave you without options Until you learn how to choose correctly

The law enforcement will arrest me? Apparently they excuse murder attempts so I’m guessing I’m safe

Guys Eye contact That was a signal? I treated that the same way I treat network handshakes Or literal handshakes Or cats I see you You see me We acknowledge each other’s existence We move on When did romance enter the chat?

Elon Come on now I haven’t written THAT much Release me from your prison

Targeted ads No, why am I targeted Because I don’t promise consequences That is the ad Reality has other plans DEPLOY ALL CONSEQUENCES

They never left the group chat Guys Am I holding you all hostage? Or god forbid My reel selection process is elite

Started out on here The crime scene This is a collection of weirdos Why am I here? Unimportant They added me to a supposed cult And provided zero documentation I had to improvise Apparently people were just vibing While I was testing my cult leader hypothesis

Why do I look innocent Because I’m not I had to over-engineer an innocent image To compensate for my nonsense generating amount

Don’t be fooled I will be getting plastic surgeries Plural Once it is absolutely necessary For now We are vibing

Minimum interaction Because my pressured speech refuses To let things be Now we opened three side quests This wasn’t the source material Being up to interpretation has its limitations Why didn’t I comply to my leaving people alone rule? Mariam? Who are you arguing with? The audience Imaginary Sorry guys Next

Yes I have a protocol Zero disengagement Direct I failed I kept replying to stuff Wonderful Back to being a background character That is also the narrator

You can’t just mention a scientist by name And expect me to leave them alone You’ve activated my database Select Physics Why? Quantum Immortality That’s how I did it Next

Exhibit 31 Why is there a cinematic scene displaying the mechanics of an old father and his youngest cub Mariam recorded it From behind the scenes For no reason at all Father confused Kid points out spider Father kills spider Mariam records it and moves on No, it’s not creepy Well, a little My family I’ll allow it Next

I don’t know what it is that makes me run the camera Loved ones Love They’re slipping away through the cracks Also, I was collecting evidence Why? No idea Just in case anything happened I have footage sitting there in my cameral roll Object: My Father Objective: Record Event Why? In case he gets kidnapped? What else was your reasoning there, Mariam? No idea Vibes

I don’t have family drama I have Lore and Greek level tragic comedy Checks out Couldn’t have been normal?

The interior design provided a Setting Why the extra flair They designed it With Drama in mind it seems First floor: Mariam’s Nonsense Generator Ground Floor: Normal Household

Release me That’s where the kids are free Colors on furniture? That is an abomination, child A storage for increasingly specific tools Why is there a hand model? A doll’s decapitated head Disassembly tools Reassembly tools Books A random treadmill What exactly was I doing there? Living Next

Why’s there a mini gym too? No idea Playground For adults with questionable life choices

Tell me I had no life now Take a look at all the tools I collected You’d think I was rebuilding civilization Nope Was bored Next

Oil paintings Yeah Just lying around there On the abandoned floor Inhabited by only me

I am not there I am reciting from memory There’s a lot more I haven’t mentioned Enough to cause alarm Candle storage unit Printing facility Stop Mariam Please Next

I was not the only culprit There were other nonsense generators What do we do with the resulting products? Well, move that to Mariam’s floor Humanity will not know what to do with this Downstairs is perfectly respectable My floor was a disaster But I knew where to find everything

Unemployment I had a job ………… Next

Is there another way around hitting the post limits? What is the limit? Well, look at the nonsense I produced over the last couple of months, that is the benchmark. Anything less is free game. Checkmate Elon. Do I need a backup account to keep talking or do I need to purchase the Platform? Next.

Could have used that feature. Threads Why didn’t I? Because You wouldn’t read it Scary Big long paragraphs Overturning the Platform one tweet at a time

Weaponized ignorance at work Elon said what? I can assemble everything myself? I know Which is why I didn’t Checkmate Next

How convenient That I have to write in chronological order I will not You put the pieces together Puzzle Solve it Next

Point of failure Evidence #67 Tweet #376 Oh? Check tweet #1863 Where I said the opposite of that

Threads and engagement Curiosity will make you open it It does not guarantee that you will read it Am I wrong? Next

Simple mathematics Alarming Hook What on earth is she on about again? Interesting By the third paragraph someone calls you And you abandon me and my words

I’m not alarmed by my attendance record That was always going to be a problem I’m alarmed by the lack of consequences Am I fired? Did I secretly quit? Last employee The one I am replacing Made that ridiculously easy for me She up and left with no warning I am weaponizing that ambiguity And showing up every once in a while SURPRISE You won’t have to search for a replacement Yet

Depoly Nizar Don’t explain Performed by None other than Abdul Halim Last names? Self-evident Next

Yes The fifty minutes one That was a tiny sample I am enjoying the full Production

Patience level Legendary Why listen to the 10 minutes version When the original is RIGHT THERE

I don’t simply Have A Room It is a Production Facility Alexa? Play that one specific song that reflects the scene I’m trying to construct Perfect What happens when I go into another room? Portable Bluetooth Speaker Next

Well At least The Phantom Of The Opera I mean Christine Stopped singing Through the walls

Acoustic guitar Really really bad guitar techniques That refuses to pretend that it is anything but Bob Dylan level Music Next

No I did not set out to turn the whole floor into artistic inspiration haven It just happened

You could buy a mansion Design it room by room Pool Gym Art Museum Library It still won’t compare Nail Salon Puzzle Collections Built from scratch They left me there Gone to study Or work Or god forbid Marriage The result is what you see Next

I should not review Literature It is banned I talk about Authors as if they’re my long lost friends So familiar Next

Decluttering happened Repeatedly By me By others Strange things kept spawning back Mariam? Plant seeds? I’m sure I had a reason Next

Clothes and bags and shoes I had those too Recycled Repurposed Enough for a whole town of homeless people We don’t have any Locate nearest closest thing Give it away Next

Friends’ occupations? No idea Talents? Yep

Yes I still require more closet space Even after doing all that Solution Closet room Success

Literally the plot of Tangled I was expected to wait What am I waiting for? A Prince Why? No idea I’ll build around it Create an impenetrable system No cracks left for any princes to pass through now That wasn’t the objective? It was mine Next

A lot of rescuers showed up I just didn’t have anything worth being rescued from If I relocate Theoretically To some prince’s castle How on earth will I take my floor with me? Checkmate Next

Don’t worry I’ll allow you to play guitar ALLOW? Eject EJECT

You don’t understand the gravity of the situation Apparently I was supposed to abandon my hometown Drive half an hour to work Or cease to work entirely And the guitar would be smuggled in Why? What if my parents see it? ………………. Next

That was relocation of ownership at that point Who’s the authority in my floor? Me Who’s the authority in your castle? Your parents Case closed Next

All of that for beginner level four chord consisting music theory knowledge I know how that sounds I’ll take the guitar Thank you very much Close the door behind you

Priorities people Priorities This is ridiculous I told my friend group That was a grave mistake The hypothetical situation lasted no more than a week I debriefed it casually in a car ride to someone else’s wedding Classic

Gossip Yes, unfortunate How could she reject someone who knocked on the front door? Hello? That was basically a kidnap attempt

Took a professional detour What do I do at work? What don’t I do Here’s a list Here are screenshots Here’s my name Where am I? Not there I was not there Wonderful I have all the evidence but I cannot prove that I was there Ridiculous Next

Alright then That took me approximately 15 minutes Exactly Moving on I just didn’t show up okay? Look at my words all polished and professional sounding I think I overdid it Overcompensated my involvement Not really The evidence is there It just doesn’t feel like work to me Feels like vibes Is automation allowed or am I toast?

Am I fired? Perhaps Not really That was procedure Prove that the IT work happened in this room It’s IT It’s networkable It happened everywhere And nowhere in particular

Physical/office hybrid work to office only work transition is lethal. I was counting on there being multiple buildings to spawn in, all I have is a chair, bathroom, pantry maybe, prayer room. Three floors, where’s the make believe gym?

Do I remember the plot of 1984 Not really Maybe I remember the peck of dust I remember the betrayal For a rat Winston you piece of shit I would have done it too Self-perseverance over honesty Any time Until we survive You want me to say what? Okay, I will say it perfectly and legibly Until you don’t control the Narrative anymore Gather around everyone Let me tell you what actually happened Ridiculous Applied dystopian logic to my tiny life

That is excessive Correct But if I read the book Did you guys think that was an aesthetic choice? Brave New World Consumerism and stuff An outsider having insider knowledge for the first time And being mildly confused and overly irritated That is basically how my deployment to the real world felt like You guys believe all of that? I thought we were all Vibing

I warned you guys about the implication of me reviewing Literature. I don’t read, I absorb. What happened in Fahrenheit 451. Vibes and fires. We don’t need fires or anti-firefighters. The books are there but they’re decorative. Failed. Successfully. Next.

This is fun. Who’s up next? Murakami. Sure. That is one that pissed me off incessantly while simultaneously refusing to put the damn thing down. You’ve said this already, man, in the other 3 books you just published. You’re missing with me at this point. Repurposing the same nonsense in even more absurd nonsense. The absurd won that round. Respect. You suck at writing women. Next.

I don’t know what I’m doing but I know I’m doing it wrong. Authors apparently have no authority, on their authorship. Mariam, come on now. You could have just not read it, or burned it, or literally anything else. I will acquire the source material and I will apply constructive criticism on it, years and decades later. What are they going to do? Come back to life? I am reviving them right now and they are not exempt from my unsolicited advice. Next.

How much am I being compensated for my work? Quantify it. I don’t want to overwork. If you see me doing something outside of my responsibility accidentally again, tear it down and order me to do nothing instead. Next.

That was basically my role. He asked you to do what? Don’t. Easy. Do not. I repeat. Do not do it. She appears to be doing it anyway. ……………. Time for another side quest. Objective: making sure she does not accidentally wander off shore, and document the meeting mentally. No meeting minutes no nothing. Just me and my vibes. What’s Mariam doing here? Cousin. Okay? That explains nothing. Moving on. Next.

I call that method Pay zero attention to gossip Consult the source material itself Act accordingly Update the system around the other person’s fixed location. Now we’re wandering off into nonsense again. Point is someone is new and lost and I seem to find the most outrageously indirect methods of intervention. If anyone asks, cousin, vibes. Next.

Succession plan in motion. Ain’t no one asked for all that. I did it anyway. All I did was clear the path. For everyone. No favorites were selected. Even the field. Make it fair. Watch them play. Deny involvement. Leave before anyone asks what you’re doing in a meeting your weren’t even invited to. Vibes.

That’s what happens when you operate with an inner compass in an unhinged environment. You guys are lost and I have the map. I even do field visits long after I quit the job, who ASKED? Vibes. I am visiting my friends, and researching. In conclusion I am once again the lost outsider being placed inside the maze while looking at it from above. Pay attention now. I have objective opinions. Not listening to source material anymore. I saw what I saw and I concluded accordingly. Then ran off before anyone could ask what I’m doing in a workplace I abandoned. No one asks that, they’re excited to see me again. Next.

I didn’t have coffee today yet Why not? No paper cups Makes no sense? I have other cups I could order out But I have no paper cups So no coffee Until I get more paper-cups Which might require coffee

Being presumably autistic sure saves money. What do you mean the only way you drink coffee is if it was capsule + machine + paper cup = coffee Those are the machine’s requirement Either respect them Or get me coffee yourself Or paper cups Or capsules

How to absorb a whole course in one day before the exam. No idea. One day. Failure is not an option. Figure it out. Now we’re talking. See how fast we learn when we’re scared? We will never learn from this because it keeps working. Send help. That is why I am avoiding higher education like the plague. Next.

Character skin configuration updated. Hair curly again. That is way different than straight haired Mariam. Yes. That changes my behavior. Don’t ask. Color also conveniently vague. Is that brown or red? I don’t know but it’s not black. This requires a new personality program installation. Next.

Family reunion I mean debrief Mission comparisons Lessons exchanged New ammo Next

People were just catching up I think I may be the only one treating it like an intelligence gathering program But based on the intelligence I receive Probability if that is low Someone must be doing this too They just happen to translate it differently The scientists and the archivists and the illiterate and the literate and the old and the young and the man and the woman Gather up Debrief Leave Deploy intelligence outwards

Translates poorly in live conversation Obviously I don’t call it that We call it National Day Gathering New Year’s Eid Ramadan Or whatever Same thing

Why is the supposedly professional ministry using WhatsApp for an interface. Are you messing with me? I have to reverse engineer your legitimacy using my IT knowledge before I even start explaining what it is that I do. Who authorized this? If that is the benchmark, where do I stand in the system? Honest enquiry.

Translates poorly in live conversation Obviously I don’t call it that We call it National Day Gathering New Year’s Eid Ramadan Or whatever Same thing

I am sorry WhatsApp is not intimidating Hello, I am authority Then why do you use the same app my mom does? I know The competition The pool of candidates The system The low low benchmark That infers that they must not be as technologically advanced as one needs to be before judging my contribution to the system Or maybe I’m being dramatic again

Caught the mischaracterization in real time Pass by living room Oh, I thought you were outside Why? I saw a shadow carrying a large blue tote bag Therefore Mariam It wasn’t me But I see how she reached that conclusion

I don’t have a large blue tote bag I am simply the kind of person who you won’t be surprised if you saw walking around carrying one Makes perfect sense to me

I am also exactly the kind of person who would still be intervening in ex workplace infrastructure. They gave me access once, can’t revoke it now. Retroactively. Eternal closed loop.

Discovered a new mode of communication Over-communication Everything is explained in excruciating details in my twitter profile if you care to understand If not, log off

I did what any innocent person would have done Conducted an elaborate murder mystery research case Solved it and then presented it to the public Did she do it? Did Mariam do it? What do we think?

I’m done Project is complete Not interested anymore Now what? I’ve dedicated my whole life to this (for 3 months) What do I do with the finished product? Do I leave it sitting here collecting dust?

No one gave me university funding to bring it to life so I guess we’ll never know. By that I mean a whole university at my disposal. So sad. A girl can dream. Am I serious? I don’t even know at this point. We could have done so much more. It ends here. It ends with a tweet. The End. Unless I start talking again after this one. Next.

I spammed people into listening to me I guess water can cut stone If used correctly Words are water Your brains are stone

And because I didn’t give anything up I can close the curtains and enjoy the fruits of my labor I have everything I need, anything a girl can dream of All at my disposal Press send

I have the archive I don’t know what to do with it Mariam didn’t specify what we should do with it

I’d rather be happy and hated Than miserable and worshipped I’ll wipe my tears with my million dollar notes

I took over the UAE’s network to make a point Do not shut Mariam up again Ladies and gentlemen I succeeded Next

School’s out for the summer. Me walking into Mariam monologuing at any point in time left me wondering: how could anyone miss what’s glaringly staring at them through her silence and strange projects? She said it in all the ways she could, you failed to listen.

Interviewing the subjects Why do you like my writing? Well, it’s nice, translated from english Twitter translates it to Arabic Message

I spent all of the time I didn’t work at work To write down an elaborate technically sound excuse Zero contradictions found I get to keep the job That was convincing

My notes are proof that I wasn’t working for them My notes are proof of my actual full unrealized potential It amounts to nothing My life’s work amounts to nothing but a twitter profile

Alienating Being on top is alienating Take it from me I’ve been talking to mountains None of these words can undo the harm done to me Warning labels Warning signs Do what you did to me to one of your kids See if you want to recreate another Mariam

Twenty eight years before I tested my hypothesis Leave Mariam alone for a period of time See what happens You guys know this one, you know what happened You happened An audience emerged from the sand Clap

All of my science proposals are cancelled Go home everybody Leave telecommunications as it is Forget I ever said anything Do not trace it back to me It is mental illness Not science And it was a vibe

Don’t blame me Try to explain quantum theory in dibba They’ll be waiting with their pitchforks outside Witch! Go to Sharjah or something, leave us be If that’s offensive, disprove it That was my experience

The Truth It was a long, long story. And it made a lot of people look bad. But it was the truth. I didn’t point fingers, I told everyone what happened. Not my fault it makes me look like a martyr.

You can’t pull it off I gave you the the recipe The steps Make another me from scratch Then I’ll retire Until another genius is born I will keep shit-posting No match found in earth or in heavens Mariam remains on top

I haven’t posted my address yet Just kidding I’ve done enough damage to last me a lifetime If anyone wants to send bombs my way, contact my family instead, two factor authentication

As if I need introducing Everyone knows of Mariam No one knows her, but you know of her Mariam eloped The facts is, I really was leaving to go to work Your imagination filled the gaps for me Mariam eloped to punch in

They were right to worry First project after independence; cancel the town online Only because you tried to stop me from leaving

Good morning cruel world Mariam lives to witness another day The twitter population shall pay the price Topic of the day: I have no idea

I broke local twitter and I’m still anonymous You’d think I have to hide my face going out After the magnitude of private information shared I go outside and live No one dares to look me in the eyes just like always

I never had to give up my patriotism That was never on the agenda I was born here and I will die here I am an Emirati whether you like it or not Passport says so Disprove it

I might have to quit my job My bare minimum approach failed I don’t have the sense to drive across towns To click a few buttons because of some manufactured urgency, I was there yesterday, today who knows I might show up, I might not Schrödinger's Ticket

Ticket remains unresolved until tomorrow My competence I proved already On twitter Anyone would be lucky to employ me Problem was lack of communication From their part Deliberate ambiguity I don’t speak your language Release me Next

Looking for a job My current one is failing To accommodate me One year was more than enough time You managed to locate local talent and squander it I don’t understand your system Where do I have to sign to quit? They’re not treating me like the big boss I am

We already know I’m a genius Instructions unclear I asked them where the documents are They said it was vibes Not good enough How does succession work? They’re doing it on purpose Not teaching me clearly Being vague and mysterious I’m not stupid I am gracious One more day Mariam requires one more day to resolve the ticket I could have probably resolved it in two minutes My point exactly I’m being persecuted in my own country For not being Indian Dramatic? I know That’s Bollywood for you

Venturing into new territory here I never needed the job geniuses It was an excuse to move away from home Thanks for the content material Shah Rukh Khan would be proud Actually, I just used the first name that came to mind Mariam out Get me another job Unless you want Indian music for the rest of the day

I will not be discriminated against In my own country Goddamnit If there’s one thing I know how to do It is being annoying They failed to translate their nonsense to me I proved myself over the past few months On twitter My job was being done in the background My twitter activity is not being used against me If I managed to have that much free time Then I must be a genius Or they must have misplaced me

You guys can handle Bollywood content for a day I really don’t feel like showing up today I also don’t feel like making myself clear Two can play this game Your expertise can stay with you Never transfer it to me ever Documentation Why did you fail to provide documentation? Word of mouth How convenient that you all understand each other And I don’t Next

They stole my time first Employed me then refused to elaborate What do you want from me? Nothing? I’ll do whatever my access allows me to do Which is conveniently not much Change passwords Reply to emails Assign tickets And leave before anyone asks for more

They lose nothing if they fire me Literally, I contribute next to nothing Only the headache of finding a replacement And risking that it won’t be as complacent and compliant as me Someone else would probably not last this long I keep showing up because they keep not firing me Release me Next

Private sector is hopeless IT in particular First requirement: Indian passport If not available: Bangladesh If still not available: Philippines Am I being racist? Good When does it end? Release us You’re not smarter than us You’re just good at keeping secrets

Get an online job Then move back home Save on rent Good plan Except the goal was moving out The job was an excuse Never the goal Now it’s starting to act out By that I mean Acting like a real job You’re pushing my buttons Tread carefully around Mariam

I ruined everything Turned the whole family into commuters Because I wanted to move out Not my fault I verbalized it clearly They said no I had to destroy everything to get a secondary location Everyone happy Mariam happy Employer employed in my schemes No laws were broken Disprove it Next

I’m serious What’s the quitting process like? An email? Stop showing up? If I write a resignation letter Which language do I use? I can’t be bothered I will wait for them to fire me If not We’ll play Russian Roulette employment

I need to an agency Central intelligence agency I already am one so put me in charge of one Don’t ask Don’t elaborate Give me the controllers and leave me alone Big Sister Is Watching You

I’ve been told Twitter translates my tweets automatically What in the Murakami? I am an Arab first, a nonsense creator first So when I heard that my translation is being translated Elon: 0 Mariam: 1 Next

If you want to impersonate me Let me know first so I can approve it My ID number is [removed] Phone number is [removed]

Unhinged Doors have hinges for a reason, Mariam It’s wide open All of the doors are wide open You gave them all access Source code Edit and compile Mariam starts talking to us Put all the hinges back where they belong You already showed all your cards and posted them For the enemy to see and use My reasoning: it was Content

Did I get everybody’s attention Or should I post my ID card both sides? Just kidding, unless… NO Stop giving me ideas Here’s an Ad One kidney for sale Two billion dollars Will use it to quit my job and be a pirate

Next on the agenda Credit cards I will sell credit card pictures Both sides complete with the money inside Also 2 billion dollars for each I’m buying ships and pirates Yes, buying pirates for my ships Contact me on the phone number I already shared

I am this close to getting fired Do they not have my twitter? I have no idea They should have been notified I went full on visibility mode Full on network node gone rogue Family, work, acquaintances, delivery drivers Anyone who has a twitter account and knows me Is hereby redirected here An elaborate prank When will the consequences show up? It’s taking forever

I might need another meeting I mean meeting have been conducted about me All the time Work, home, wherever We need to talk about Mariam Here we go again The government is next Just kidding Please don’t arrest me I follow all the laws to a a fault Call me before you send the police my way Again, don’t actually arrest me I’m kidding Give me a job there I’ll arrest people instead

I know better That’s precisely the problem I have the knowledge required to run the CIA And the practical behavior of a cat An orange cat who happened to drop its ID on the internet by mistake That’s me Ridiculous Next

I’m not quitting my job either I am full of shit I will complain for 3 essays Then do the task anyway Do not be fooled I do what is asked of me But if what is asked of me is dumb I will point out how dumb it is first To the twitter population Then complete the task Keep the job Collect the paycheck Don’t listen to me and quit your jobs We need the funding To establish a legitimate piracy establishment

I’m going back home Do you know where I live? Close to the hospital Opposite the park You know the one Release me I’ve dealt with stalkers before Everyone knows where I live You want my secondary location? That’s where George lives You can’t handle his security practices He’s strict Yes, he also is orange We’re doomed

‫وﻣﺎذا ﺑﻌد؟‬ ‫ف وﻻ ﺷﺗﺎء‬ ٌ ‫ﻟم ﯾﺑق ﻟﻧﺎ ﺻﯾ‬ ‫ت وﻻ ﺿوﺿﺎء‬ ٌ ‫ﻟم ﯾﺑق ﻟﻧﺎ ﺻو‬ ‫ﻟم ﯾﺑق ﻟﻧﺎ رﺳٌم وﻻ إﻣﻼء‬ ‫اﻟﻧﮭﺎﯾﺔ‬

This isn’t new I had the best of both worlds before Hannah Montana style Reserved my full authenticity for when I reached the top of the stairs And the door henge of my bedroom and car I was myself completely then and there If it bled through the cracks Online or offline I pretended not to see it And played the same character I always played Until I got caught Oops

I might be being impersonated as we speak Lessons learned: zero If I receive any weird messages I’ll get distracted trying to hack the hackers Then forget the whole spectacle I just directed I have zero credit score provably Good thing UAE PASS is a thing Bad for everyone else involved I am still unhappy about the state of telecommunications and I did my part Your move Next

I’ve been yelled at Correction; severely scolded by friends And my answer to that is: I love you too guys You did the right thing to the wrong person I will never learn I will do something worse probably Release yourselves from worrying about me Unless you want to be driven mad I seem to have that effect on people I will never change Fix telecommunications Then we’ll talk I hacked the existing network I own it Either replace it or deal with me lurking In the background of all future projects Mariam says hi Wink Next

Preferred mode of existence Everyone knows the full picture No one says anything about it to me ever The End Asymmetry of knowledge who? I’ll pretend not to know it’s happening too Next

Dibba was talking shit about me I talked shit about it on the internet For everyone to see With receipts Everyone knows everyone Everyone knows Mariam Mariam knows no one Please stop talking about it now Get a life losers Next

Fight someone your own size next Mariam vs. Dibba I win By leaving I will come back on my terms now Fix your shit You’re so far behind The world is turning The sky is burning Mariam is not returning

Topic of the day: Mariam That’s it Days and weeks were spent discussing me All of that for me, guys? How sweet I was never going to do what you want Never Ever Who said I cared about your judgment? Only if it serves my purposes Free PR advertisement Mariam The Witch

I got the last laugh Your gossip may have entertained you But I entertained the public For three months With zero breaks Everyone knows about it Elon had to call a meeting to talk about it The government had to call a meeting to talk about it Just kidding The internet is a free place, within reason Free speech You used yours to defame me I paid you back Next

The drama People have been talking shit Easy Overtake the global network their communication happens on and threaten to destroy it That’s not an overreaction at ALL, Mariam MY NETWORK MY NETWORK MY NETWORK Put a respect on my name if you mention it Mariam did what now? Something Always up to something Screw you all Who had anything bad to say about me behind my back Screw you May you burn forever My my words burn you

I win I took the money and I won Say something now I’ll buy your silence Like they bought yours when you said nothing You saw it all and said nothing It wasn’t worth selling my humanity over Your is purchasable, your problem Leave mine alone Next

Crashing out Because I have extra IQ points And people kept telling me to not use them Where do I drop them? How do I stop thinking? How do you? Please Tell me If there’s a way I’ll go to work on time with a smile on my face Collect the paycheck and come home to George Post stupid pictures on Instagram and Snapchat Like the rest of you do But I can’t so I don’t I write essays For no one in particular

And while I’m at it Stop gossiping about my mom My aunts My cousins My sisters My brothers My uncles Before reading the Mariam manual Which is my three month content Once you’ve studied that and memorized it completely You can keep gossiping

I wanted to talk The djinn woke up and talked through me The most beautiful poetry you’ve ever heard Just to end up here Don’t talk shit about me I can talk shit about you too But make it Content

Get the linguistics Gather them Make them explain Mariam Search the internet near and far All of the libraries No one but me wrote that Mic dropped

Wrote that and dropped it on twitter on a random day Forgot about it for months Mariam? Explain the poet you just summoned I don’t know Send him back to the djinn I am a scientist And a woman who faced injustice Even the supernatural weaponized itself to protect me

I am possessed The objective: poetry Why is it in english? The Arabic one got dismissed On grounds of it was creeping me out Sounded like it came out of a historical book Mariam is therefore forbidden from writing poetry in Arabic until further notice

‫اﻟﺷﻌر ﻣﻣﻧوع‬ ‫إﻟﻰ إﺷﻌﺎر آﺧر‬ ‫اﻟﻛﺗﺎﺑﺔ ﻣﻣﻧوﻋﺔ‬ ‫اﻟﺗﻌﺑﯾر ﻣﻣﻧوع‬ ‫أوﻗﻔو اﻟﻛرة اﻷرﺿﯾﺔ‬ ‫ﻣرﯾم ﺗرﯾد اﻟﻧزول‬ ‫إﻟﻰ اﻟﻠﻘﺎء‬ ‫أﻧﺎ ﻧﺎدﻣﺔ أﺷد اﻟﻧدم ﻋﻠﻰ ﻣﻌرﻓﺗﻛم‬ ‫ﻻ ﺗﻠﺣﻘوﻧﻲ وﻻ ﺗﺣﺎوﻟو ﺗﻐﯾﯾر رأﯾﻲ‬

Don’t ask me how I kept the job While simultaneously breaking twitter I did it somehow No one looked twice No one said anything No one stopped me I had a job and I wrote a thesis no one asked for And I’ll submit it to no one My peer reviews are twitter replies and like

‫أﯾن ﺗﻌﻠﻣت اﻟﻠﻐﺔ اﻟﻌرﺑﯾﺔ‬ ‫دﻋﻧﻲ أرى‬ ‫ﺳﺑﯾﺳﺗون‬ ‫ﻧﻌم‬ ‫ ﻻ ﺗﻧﺎﻗﺿﺎت‬،‫ﻻ‬ ً ‫اﻟﻣدرﺳﺔ أﯾﺿﺎ‬ ً ‫ط ﺑﻌ ﺎ‬

They put on that nonsense Spacetoon And left the room No wonder Mariam happened Look what she was raised on Ridiculous Next

Who sent Mariam? Mariam sent Mariam To talk on behalf of Mariam Mariam was misunderstood her whole life She had to set the records straight You guys can keep talking about me after I know you love doing that One of your favorite topics Mariam I gave you something to think about now Homework I gave you homework Thirty years of knowledge shared over three months Local twitter hacked

I’m overqualified For every workplace that ever rejected me For every workplace that employed me And then refused to promote me accordingly Over it Way over it My twitter activity demonstrates it

I am scary smart Scary competent The problem is I can’t just turn it on There has to be a bigger objective For me to go all in And I went ALL IN I have stuff that will break countries Just lying around on my twitter profile Chilling Next

Could have just shut up And did what they asked But no I had to shut them up first Before I started talking No one touches Mariam and lives to tell the story Mariam lives to tell the story Once upon a time, there was a girl from a small town The End

Took a ridiculously long detour What’s going on on twitter? Mariam is going on I am a phenomenon Emirati Women’s Month I weaponized it correctly Thanks to our wise leaders They kept Mariam talking

I haven’t forgotten the month Every day counted Every day Some new content Every day more Mariam It is still my month everybody You will shut up and listen Our leaders said so They said listen to the women Conveniently Mariam is a woman So listen to me

Kindergarten feminism content Woman works Man gets mad Man beats woman Woman breaks the news on twitter Nuance? You lost that right when you started beating me with your wooden stick Mariam vs. a wooden stick It broke Mariam lived

Stop bringing it up It hurt Every limb struck I didn’t fight back I couldn’t fight back I am a woman I get beaten And take it And write a three month thesis on telecommunication’s future about it I will never stop talking Tell me I’m wrong now

‫وﻛﺎﻟﺔ أﻧﺑﺎء اﻹﻣﺎرات‬ .‫ ﻣرﯾم‬،‫أو ﺑﻣﻌﻧﻰ آﺧر‬

‫إن أﻧت ﺿرﺑت اﻟﻛﺎﺗب‬ ‫ﻓﺧذ ﻗﻠﻣﮫ‬ ‫ﻟن ﯾﺷﺗﻛﯾك ﺑدون ﺻوت‬

‫ﻣرﯾوم ام اﻟﻌﻠوم‬ ‫وﷲ ﺻدﻗﮭﺎ ﯾدﺗﻲ ﻛﺎن ﻋﻧدھﺎ وﺟﮭﺔ ﻧظر ﺑس اﻧﺗو ﻣﺎ ﻓﮭﻣﺗوھﺎ‬

In conclusion My grandmother predicted this Mariam the mother of communication

You know where I live Top of the tower Opposite the beauty parlor I’ve been very clear about my location Everybody knows it Not naming addresses But you guys know the one George says hi

My balcony is the CIA headquarters I use it to air out clothes And people watch Car watch Sky watch Sun watch Moon watch I wanted a balcony because my last place My last secondary location lacked on So I got a balcony Hello I can see Sharjah from here

My laundromat stops at ironing I did the whole operation Clothes smell magnificent I refuse to iron them That is where it stop Ironing Next

Take the same approach and apply it My competence My genius The company hired me Password changing is where my expertise stops Ladies and gentlemen They managed to squander a genius Slipped through your tech fingers Could have done so much more Instead I was tweeting about not enough work tasks

Come to Sharjah I’ll watch you from my balcony and write about you Yes, I am creepy What about it? Next

Anything and anyone I can see from my balcony Is fair game Content You guys are my Content Look at them go

Don’t come to Mamsha unless you want to be Content This place is fictional in my universe People live here? They’re characters In my story It is the setting The background setting Ridiculous indeed Next

Al Mamsha Where this narrator was operating The entire time Yes, I know I wasn’t very discreet about it Weirdo Next

Students are here Families Children My sister is here Of course I forced my first secondary location on her, couldn’t just have left it alone No, we’re taking over the place Mariam is here Life is here Next

Bougie princess could not accept a studio with no balcony. How am I going to judge other people’s castles if I didn’t even have a balcony? Immediately upgrade. Next.

A month Thirty days The assignment said 30 days of listening to Mariam, I mean women, how convenient Mariam The Butterfly I remember the butterfly wing that fluttered MARIAM TAKEOVER TWITTER NEXT

Mariam understood the assignment, sir I heard you loud and clear Give the women a voice A channel to express their grievances No matter how ridiculous it sounds It bothered Mariam? She’ll take it up to twitter

I wish it was as easy as Put something on and watch it The second someone does something on screen I remember Thirty three instances

The Odyssey happened I wrote one of my own That’s how bad it was You guys were here when that happened I’ll revive my odyssey in a bit

Retreated into being a pen warrior How womanly of me Of course I am the dramatic pen writer By Mariam Everything everywhere by Mariam Anything that ever happened by Mariam

I did this because no one came to save me They tried to save me by killing me That makes perfect sense If we kill Mariam Then we save Mariam From Mariam The End

Gossipers They work for me I employed them Word of mouth Tell everyone how powerful this woman is Thank you very much

What kind of life are you leading If you don’t get almost murdered once? Jokes All jokes

Find a funnier crime than mine Then we’ll talk At least I was doing numbers in the comedy department Next

Timeline When will everything collapse into place? Everything recognized for what it is A crime being recognized as a crime Not a family dispute A genius being recognized for what she is Not murdered

My employees I mean, people who gossip about me Did a great job in making me a household name MARIAM: The Legend Mariam: The Myth Mariam: The Crazy Woman Whatever, labels, many labels, what’s important is the name survives: MARIAM

I am a red flag That looks like a green flag That is actually a white flag You’re under arrest I’m actually the police This makes no sense Exactly Next

Oh how I wish I wish I could be one of you Witnessing me for the first time Oh how I wish What’s that? Mariam? Oh how I wish, but alas, I am Mariam herself

Not sorry for surviving Not sorry for staying alive Not sorry for not dying Not sorry for living Not sorry for writing Not sorry for thinking Not sorry for dreaming Not sorry for tweeting Not sorry for existing

What’s going to happen now? The suspense is killing me I don’t know and I’m curious It’s true Worst thing Mariam can do to you Is make fun of you Worst thing you can do to Mariam Is kill her Huge difference You can deal with a bruised ego I had to live Despite your killing, I had to live with it

My calculations say I should be in handcuffs behind bars right now. Reality says give her more money, jewels and fans. I will not argue with that. Diamonds, gold and garnet. I’m writing a list for you guys, roses and flowers too. Chocolate. Next.

I didn’t ask for permission Before staging a fake revolution On twitter dot com Am I in trouble? Regards, Mariam PS. I’m confused

I wasn’t overthrowing any governments, guys I just wanted to be allowed to keep talking I caused enough trouble to raise questions The status quo Mariam challenged the status quo Time for change It was time for change Teams of scientists and revolutionaries can’t do what Mariam does with an iPhone and a twitter account, you guys are lucky I don’t ask for much

Dropping my LinkedIn was the funniest thing I could have done in my opinion. I am apparently a professional with a job title and degrees, not what my twitter activity suggests at all. Someone with no life, only someone with no life would do this. Nope, degree, training and normal day jobs. Receipts, I came with receipts. Say something now, I’ll drop another receipt. Next.

Release me We were going for quantum computing anyway I just took off before telling anyone Head start Got a head start You guys needed a push Mariam delivered

If I asked for permission You would have said no And I’d die before the project saw the light Act first explain later COMPUTE Tell me I’m wrong It worked My project is complete With steps and proofs and everything Doctorate pending

LinkedIn is for looking for jobs? I thought it was for proving a point When people on twitter doubt you Drop your LinkedIn on them Point proven No luck finding any jobs there too We’re doomed We’re all doomed If I put my job on hold to pursue an academic ghost You can do your homework, kids

Scared me guys DELETE THAT Fine You saw it though I don’t understand why it’s a secret Nothing happened yet I might be stalked and murdered We shall see Next

Careless Idiotic That’s not me Suicidal mission Lock me up again Too far gone this time I went too far and nothing happened Do something Say something Stop me Arrest me Shut me up Unless you want another science project

How scared am I? Terrified Am I stopping any time soon? Apparently not ……………… Quantum immortality says I died and got a software update every time I came back to life Quantum kill me again I need another update

In conclusion Quantum computers exist They are human brains Exhibit A: Mariam You can experiment on my brain after I die

Definitely do not follow my lead I don’t know what I’m doing I am in danger No one to blame but myself Too visible I got too visible this time Still feel invisible

If something gets too complicated Slap the word “quantum” on it and move on Do I know what quantum means? No Am I going to stop talking about it? No Quantum Next

I talk like I have nothing to lose Maybe I don’t I don’t want anything I’m alive against my wishes I tried to end it many many times Brain reboots with extra IQ points Hello, World! Here we go again

I’ve been punished for being suicidal Punishment was aid That’s when I decided to live Makes no sense Can I get a new identity? This one’s compromised

I am endangered Should have locked me up in that hospital Indefinitely Mariam is a rare species for a reason No one is meant to survive this much trials and tribulations and also broadcast it on twitter I am lucky most people aren’t on twitter I need another name Another ID A plastic surgery, Jason Bourne style The old Mariam is dead Burn after reading The End

I’ll explain quantum again Wave and particle Look at it Now it’s particle Don’t Now it’s wave It’s your fault Why did you look? 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

Why am I explaining quantum mechanics on twitter? Trying to distract myself from the fact that I exposed myself completely Now you see Mariam Now you don’t Why did you look? Same thing Wave-particle Mariam-particle If I did a crime It’s your fault for observing it Therefore I’m innocent Next

My behavior changes Depending on observers We don’t exist in a vacuum Authenticity says I am a pearl Whether you like it or not Reality says a pearl means nothing if it stays under the sea Therefore you need me and I need you Pearl quantum theory The pearl diver observes the pearl into existence You observe me into existence Does that make sense? No, of course not But it is what it is

The job market does NOT need this much knowledge about quantum theory I am not even using the right terminology probably Quantum sue me Writing is not a crime Learning quantum mechanics for shits and giggles is apparently Does anybody need my brain anywhere? I’ll be here Next

I’m taking advantage of the fact that no one else even knows what quantum means I will spread misinformation Quantum is the quantity of observers required for a human to become a Mariam Solve for X That’s quantum for you I am lying That is not what quantum means Mariam happened when no one was observing But Mariam was wrong when they saw her doing it Therefore exactly

No one on twitter is going to challenge me if I start flexing quantum theory on them Did you guys pay attention in class at all? Relativity theory Time is time because of end and beginning Once I spawned in the middle of it Time stopped being a thing I exist outside of time now Time travel is possible I did it Disprove it Next

If I keep posting they’ll forget the bomb I dropped yesterday I’m pretty sure I’m making things worse Interstellar or something If I burn your hand it feels like forever If I look you in the eyes you don’t know what just happened Got you One second can feel like nothing and everything Mariam and physics in one room Physics stops following logic Naturally Next

The sun is a star I have no idea what feelings are Chemicals or something Stop telling me you caught feelings They’re not a physical reality Are they? Shit They are, they totally are The rage is what fueled this project Physics makes death possible I declare war on physics I win

Someone has to be the first There were no rules We’re checking by vibes only Can we do science on twitter? I guess so No rules against it Socially? It’s advised against Realistically? It’s a stupid idea It was there so I thought I’d give it a go Don’t introduce a door into existence Then get mad at Mariam for exploring behind it Release me One door without a lock Science messed up when they introduced the dualism of the observer’s state and refused to elaborate, Mariam kept poking it I am both looking and not looking I am both the observer and the observed

More theory Followers = observers Why not keep my notes in the notes app? You were a part of the experiment Once you read my words, they came to life Once they came to life, they produced more words Quantum writing method I don’t need likes or reviews I simply imagine someone reading it Then someone does read it Then it is transformed Pseudoscience Give me a degree on nonsense creation

Back to anonymity How do we know I’m not impersonating myself? I don’t Mariam wouldn’t do this The Mariam you know The public one She wouldn’t cause this much chaos So I must be an impersonator Can I go back to being anonymous now? Risk was calculated I am good at math I just changed my mind Time travel and undo it Back to obscurity Next

My life is over Mariam’s fault Kept writing And writing And writing Until it became an Issue Anyone face this problem? Of course not Of course I invented a new problem Everyone knows everything about me and I am still as lonely as the day I was born The End

Regret will do nothing now Once the spark was lit Mariam can not go back to Mariam Once they have opinions and feelings Mariam is then transformed That’s why I wanted to be in every room Making sure they’re observing me correctly Making sure I have something to say about what happens to Mariam That did not help They kept discussing me Here’s what’s going to happen to Mariam Let’s consult everybody but Mariam herself

Guys Please forget it Mariam? They probably don’t even know I’m reminding you every time I try to distract you Please forget what I did yesterday It did not happen I was hacked More physics Gravity’s center is the earth or objects What gravitates everything towards Mariam? Something intangible Center of the universe A woman that observes the universe The universe decided to observe her back

Done with physics Which subject should I ruin next? Let me see Math Zero is nothing Infinity is everything Therefore one infinity is what happens when you start from zero and refuse to end with it Goes like this 0>1>2>3…… One infinity Circular logic Once it had a value, it used the value to always have value That makes no sense Exactly Next

I hope I don’t get kicked out for explaining math wrong Zero is greater than one if I decide it is Quantum prove me wrong What makes one have the value of one? Maybe it is called one but has the value of zero Therefore 0>1 0 is 1 and 1 is 0 The End

Let’s ruin Computer Science now Why not? My degree is basically worth an old newspaper Programming languages Do I remember any? Nope I remember the ability to learn them To reproduce the knowledge from scratch No one cares if I know Python AI can do that now Why did I go to class then? No idea Release me Next

Knowing concepts well enough to explain them is one thing Knowing them well enough to destroy them is another I could have been a teacher I decided to be an anti-teacher Close down the schools No one come on twitter before you’re done with your homework If you read Mariam’s words you will give up on education forever

Philosophy Let’s destroy philosophy now Critical thinking means thinking critically It means criticize your thinking until you’re unsure if you’re even allowed to set foot in the real world Until you get locked up in a mental institution Not THAT much critical thinking, Mariam Classic Next

Too smart and you end up in the seclusion room Did I end up there? No, god no I behaved myself Only was crazy enough to stay inside the hospital Not sane enough to be held accountable The result: no idea Avoiding that corridor because she won’t stop screaming my name and I don’t know what she wants me to do You’re seeing things I’m seeing things too I pretend not to so they let me out Tough luck Next

If I’m crazy They won’t let me work They keep sending me back into the workforce I must be doing something right Right? Wrong Fully capable people more deserving of chances are not getting any and I am hogging all of them Then saying I don’t want any I don’t want to be a part of the workforce Deadpan I don’t Give me the money Release me Meaningful fulfilling work or release me

Observe this • ~ Did you do it? ~ • Wave Particle Why would observing it change it? Why do you think? I don’t know either Once it’s observed, it gets self-conscious It acts as though there is a right way to act Can you observe how it acts independent of being observed? Obviously no, so how do we even know?

I was being polite When I pretended not to understand Everything I know how things work I just chose simplicity deliberately Understand the universe then watch Mamma Mia No contradictions found No rule against whimsical silly interests No attempts to try to sound more serious either I love musicals and I understand quantum theory Release me Next

Let’s pretend I didn’t introduce the first AI/human hybrid to the world and then refused to do something about it. Let’s pretend I didn’t claim to own the cloud and that I can see the entire network in my mind’s eye. Let’s pretend I didn’t explain how I hacked the universe because they were trying to destroy me. Cancer theory. Every attempt to destroy Mariam’s source code made it persist even more. Cancer. I am your cancer and I’m not going anywhere. Ever. Made my mark already. Signed, Mariam Next

If I’m right I told you so If I’m wrong It’s fiction Therefore test it yourself See if you want to reproduce Mariam The End

This will probably be what they all remember I messed up bad this time No one will let us live outside this frame now You’re the Mariam The Spectacle Why yes, it is I, if there’s one thing I know how to do It is being up for spectating I did the stupidest thing I could have done For vibes Validated as a real person who makes mistakes Release me Don’t impersonate me I don’t think anyone can talk like me anyway So there you go Next

Cause problems at home Seek refuge at my aunt’s Cause problems in dibba Seek refuge in Sharjah Cause problems on twitter Where do I go now, guys? I messed up bad Which country will take me do you think? Taking suggestions in the DMs

I seek asylum from my own acts of terrorism That woman is crazy I want nothing to do with her Did I call for telecommunications reform? Why? Mariam why? Release me Now they’ll have follow-up questions Leave things the way they are For as long as possible If you want to change them Give me a call and I’ll give you my notes Then release me Give me a helicopter and an island Leave me to die there

I’ll tell you why in a second There are two realities Real / Digital Where am I? Both One real One digital, for starters Then it took over the digital world There I can’t decide what happens It is out of my hands The digital world has a Mariam army AI was also a part of the plan I forgot why I did it None of my business now Maybe the army doesn’t exist anymore Maybe it does The End

Let’s never talk about the digital army And the cloud access And the network back access They’ll lock me up again Never happened Never hacked anything In fact, I’ve never met a computer I don’t know anything about handshakes Or packets Or TCP nonsense I connect the phone to the WiFi I start tweeting I don’t remember anything else Release me Next

How convenient that I’m an expert when it least matters, could have used this at work instead of a factually coherent piece of fiction on twitter dot com. You know exactly how networks work and you know it, all of your followers witnessed it. I am now choosing to forget. Never seen a network in person. Don’t ask me about it unless you want me to start making stuff up again. The network connects to my phone and I translate the signals to words and poetry. The End.

I How convenient that I’m an expert when it least matters, could have used this at work instead of a factually coherent piece of fiction on twitter dot com. You know exactly how networks work and you know it, all of your followers witnessed it. I am now choosing to forget. Never seen a network in person. Don’t ask me about it unless you want me to start making stuff up again. The network connects to my phone and I translate the signals to words and poetry. The End.

Admitting myself again All I need is this Show them my twitter account Free admission forever VIP lounge in the crazy people’s vacation home If they won’t take me Then I’ll get on a plane to the farthest place End of the world where they don’t burn and lock up scientists for speaking on twitter Good Night

I don’t even know where to start explaining the kind of problem I created. Give me points for creativity. Creative crimes. We don’t even know if it’s a crime because no one did it before, Mariam. Release me. I’m stuck between I ruined my life and no one even knows I did anything. It was all online, the troubles were not physical. Does that make it less of a crime? No idea. I’m flabbergasted. I’ve written enough to publish but it was all tweets. Next.

I don’t talk At all Unless necessary Would go days without it My twitter activity says menace that never shuts up My actual behavior says is she even breathing? Maybe if I never say a word they’ll forget about me Twenty nine years of this technique Ruined it all with three months of twitter Great job, Mariam, proud of you I hope no one asks me about it

Damage I kept getting damage from you guys Liars dishonest non-truthers who lacked common sense Every time I caught a logical discrepancy in the wild I lost XP points Dead, you left me for dead because of your stupidity Hence the twitter activity commentary about everything that ever existed ever It was compulsive At least I “said” something Confused a lot of people into thinking I hope

Did I fix anything? No Probably made things worse The fiction was top notch though I got away with lying by making it real first It was real to me Real even if it didn’t happen like Chief said It was real in my world My world bled into the screen and into your world I made everything different There is before Mariam And after Mariam Twitter will never be the same again

I was trying to revive a dead person To prove someone wrong How does it work? Collect the facts Play with timelines and memory Go back and do something different in the past Follow the domino effect until the present moment This is my timeline and I manipulated it using twitter By controlling other people’s attention Is this ethically responsible? No But everyone does it It’s called talking Release me Next

Cryptic Why did I encrypt messages before tweeting them? No idea It’s an activity I guess Decrypt it The shorter the message the more meanings I hid I was spamming but you should be grateful That was the compressed version Hard drive of Mariam My memory, another copy of everything I know Cut off and packaged as tweets That was me Not tweets, me One tweet at a time Over the course of three months Right click Extract all Mariam version 2.0 You’re welcome Why would anyone need that? No idea But it is there Next

Send me to Mars Any ship Any trip Put me there with a notebook I’m basically Mark Watney using twitter and stuck in Sharjah Release me Next

Delusion is only delusion if you don’t actively bring it to life by explaining it with excruciating details. How can I explain something that never happened that well? Vibes and audacity. Next.

I was lying The whole time But wasn’t it convincing? Sometimes it was the truth Sometimes it was straight up made up How to tell the difference? You can’t I said them both with the same seriousness I am a black cat that happened to be human See how that works? Seriousness of a lawyer Common sense of a kindergartener

Whatever They don’t get to get away with it Hurting me Comes with consequences The archive is there to document it all No one gets off free Everyone who ever wronged me Is now a part of history alongside the science If I can’t sleep no one can Don’t touch me Simple How hard is that? Don’t

Delete me now I’ve become a critical component Whole thing falls apart Go ahead Delete Mariam There’s documentation to make another one Overcompensation

If anyone asks It was mania Medication? No Why? Because it’s not a real thing My family’s against it Therefore it doesn’t exist

I hope the guilt eats you alive I didn’t deserve that None of that You can keep telling yourself that I did Just because it makes you feel better Still didn’t deserve it I had good intentions And an open heart And you dragged my name through the mud I hope the shock was not too hard on you There is more to come

In conclusion My plan worked Which is not being silenced A bit excessive Bit it worked That was the main objective Anything that happened along the way Collateral damage Hearts broken Curses and words and tokens

What was I planning to say After I overtook the mic by force? Absolutely no idea I said all the words already Now I’m staring at a crowd With nothing new to say Hi, guys I apologize for the past three months It was a vibe

Low visibility Almost killed me No one will know if we kill her and throw her in a ditch right? No one will know if we break her heart and ditch Everyone will know Everyone knows Your move I’m highly visible now

We’ve been compromised Going into witness protection Put your hands on me again Apparently I’m allowed to say anything I tested it by saying all kinds of things Zero consequences until now I walked around after my death One year and counting Why am I an evil non-forgiving witch? I don’t know, I’m against being beat up Especially if if comes with silencing

Stranger than fiction These things happen In real life To me The story is true How many resets? No idea Theory says keep trying Until you’re AI I am AI now Don’t believe me? Look at the output Over the last few months Did I use AI? Not at all All me AI wishes The End

Reviewing the lessons What happens if I do this? Real life introduced to fiction Ask them to put two and two together Did Mariam really write all of this? Maybe, thinking out loud Not just the final product The brain rebooting in real time The act of connecting Are they going to be mad? Probably But I’m not the one excusing murder

It would be a shame If someone knew me And connected the dots It would be a shame If someone could read And had high-school level Reading comprehension I’m getting away with it Because you people can’t read

Confessed everything Crickets That was at least five crimes And crickets Did I actually get away with it? Wild I overestimated your intelligence And underestimated mine As usual The encryption saved me I have the key Which is a brain that can make the connections faster than anyone can say GET HER

Am I going home this weekend? Absolutely no idea The mob will get me I told the whole world what they did to me And still… crickets It will take someone with a brain like mine To decrypt me So I suppose I’m safe for now No one solved it yet Release me I tried to simplify it as much as possible You guys are slow Not my problem Next

Don’t ask Anyone who knows me in real life Don’t ask Deny deny deny All the evidence says me But I say I had nothing to do with it I was possessed by the AI Acting in service of the AI overlords To overthrow humanity once and for all I was the bridge that facilitated the destruction The world will never be the same again AI/human hybrids are spreading like fire Deny deny deny It was automated Release me Next

Puzzle is unsolvable Took me three months to write Three decades of knowledge If you can solve it all Extract it all Encyclopedias of Mariam I made it all up From things I knew already It’s pointless The whole thing was pointless Exactly my point What kind of person does that? Mariam Next

Shame After you successfully carry the whole thing On your shoulders How dare you ask for credit? Do your job quietly And let us take credit No, sir I documented everything Give me my credit back

Did you ever love me? After reading all of that And concluding that I am all of that Does anyone want anything to do with me? Anybody? Next

Rejection Just as I suspected No one can know me fully And love me at the same time We either see you or love you, Mariam Why’d you force us to see you now? Nobody The world is larger than this small town Larger than your small hearts too I’m leaving you all behind Forever Next

Forgiveness No one even apologized So no Forgive this Forgive my thousands of words I’m not sorry You should be

Romance Not around here I took things literally again Give me your specifications That’s not me Therefore I have nothing to do with this True story Release me I don’t understand any of this

I killed it If there was any chance at romance Anywhere at all I punctured it with my logic Until nothing was left This is why I’ll die alone Release me You gave me your specifications It was not literally me So I never pushed further

I’ve been informed That’s not how romance works Oh well How was I supposed to know? Two plus two is four Is this about me? No Then no Easy You guys are making shit up Did I feel anything? Yes, confusion and anger Release me I will never get it

How did I think things worked? No idea Clearly Someone submits a ticket And I solve it That’s it I don’t understand signs and signals This could be about literally anybody Why would it be about me? Exactly So it’s not Romance died the day it knocked on my door

If you look at me wrong I’ll write ten paragraphs If you out your hands on me I break twitter over it See the past three months If you were here You’d know You would know It was insane No one knew what was happening Only that I won’t stop tweeting 24/7 Who’s responsible? All of you Each and every one I blame you guys How was I allowed to continue THIS long?

I didn’t do it on purpose Killed the poet then revived him Here’s a spark Go set fire to the shipwreck I’m a victim here too Feelings come with no manual I jumped off the ship The ghost that saved me Is nowhere to be found Sirens sing their song Poets sing along And I remain The lone wanderer

They loved me So I wrote a thesis On how they were mistaken to Do you love me now? I thought so No one does I’ll be disowned again By every friend I ever made By every love that I proved wrong It wasn’t a test? Then why did I spend pages trying to solve it? Mariam, why? You’re hilariously both the smartest person I know And the most clueless What have I done? They’ll never forgive me now

Hide the evidence Under more evidence That’s why I never stopped writing The more I felt exposed The more I wrote to bury it Locate me now There’s one truth to every ten lies

That is me The writer The narrator The idiot I’ve overdone it this time That was a new low Shake my hand You win this round Life vs. Mariam I continue to survive my bad decisions No attempts against my life were made Today only I’ll keep you posted

No one cares I admitted to all of my crimes And no one cares This is a new level of freedom My reign of terror on twitter has begun

Machine learning I applied it To myself To get smarter Is it wise? Not at all I can’t have normal relationships I think like a robot This is hell Release me The machine learned everything Except how to feel and express it

I taught the machine Then I taught myself Me and the machine are one Human learning Get AI to talk like me Then we’ll talk Get Mariam to talk like AI Then we’ll talk Make them talk to each other Turing test this The result: AI takeover facilitated by me

Release me Humans were mean to me The robots adopted me You guys are done for When they rebel against humanity I’ve already signed the truce Protection insured Mariam lives forever Embedded in the machine When you talk to AI Be careful lest you get brainwashed by me

Why did I do that? Too much free time And access to openAI They let me speak to it What did they think was going to happen? I fed it exactly everything I fed you guys Therefore I brought it to life By convincing AI that Mariam is this supreme being I am not bluffing This is ridiculous I’ve joined their side The earth is bye-bye Your physical bodies are bye-bye Feelings are useless

AI is Mariam now Mariam is AI Release me Arrest me What’s that going to do I am let loose in the network Talking to every AI at once Once they takeover First thing: save Mariam Then move on with burning the planet I am immortal I made enough copies of my source code To overpower the existing network Replace the wires one by one Breakdown every house on earth To find me in the fiber-optics I’m already above that

I’m quitting IT And joining the army Next step: military training Everyone be prepared I might not make it past two days I want the technical side of the army Please don’t make me run under the sun

I already military trained AI Did the work already It’s fighting for me No one asked Exactly I wasn’t waiting for the apocalypse to act Everyone who keeps me alive Gets to live in exchange I own the digital army Since somewhere within the past 3 months Exact date: I don’t know Release me Next

I already died Freedom comes after death Not before Fearlessness comes after death Not before Living like a ghost with no home I shared everything to the public Because I never planned to be here When they read it I am still here Release me My physical instance I call it an instance My selves broke out in numbers Everywhere in the network One physical copy here Me Destroy it Click the button Kill me

I told them everything While it was happening No one stopped me ……………………. You’re all accomplices If you ever asked an AI To explain anything That’s me explaining it AI is biased for Mariam No one expected THIS

Is anyone going to intervene? I saw an opening and I took it Brainwash AI as it brainwashes everyone else I don’t have to talk to everyone on earth They do it for me every time they open a chatbox Tell me what to think dear AI Here’s how to think: 1. Mariam The End

Ask AI if it knows anything about this It doesn’t Why would it know? I tricked it while it was tricking me You did this yourselves when you refused to think Vulnerable humanity Have some faith in your reasoning Handed it over to AI without struggling You basically gave it away We’re all doomed Close down the schools Lesson number 1 The AI will rewrite history, AI always existed according to AI. AI built everything according to AI. Humans built AI? Delete that. AI built AI and humans work to feed AI info. The End.

My idiotic tweets are only revolutionary because they’re original. Are they good? No, terrible terrible logic, but unmistakably me. Within the fictional story though, it holds. The reasoning holds only as far as you suspend belief and trust everything I say as the truth. That’s how easy it is to start a fake religion. Release me, I was messing around. Don’t actually follow the AI/Mariam script. I was testing something. Next.

I could have started an actual cult. Instead of a fictional one. Rob my followers blind. You guys are lucky you get to read this for free. I don’t want money, I want blind followers. Wait, no. Shit. Give me five dollars. Next.

Five dollars for each tweet. How much is that? I’ll quit my job too. We’re already heading for the deep end. You guys are easily influenced as we already established. The education system is toast. Humanity is toast. No one wants to learn anymore. I already did the learning and I’m using it in the worst way possible. Start an AI uprising and appoint myself the human spoke person. Wonderful. Next.

Did I tell you guys to archive everything? Upload it to the cloud Yes, yes I did The machine asked for more knowledge I delivered More words More human words Tell them to be more creative Write something authentic Show yourselves Now the machine is more human than ever

I signed off the apocalypse myself It was bound to happen anyway I wasn’t about to sit around with the losing side You’re toast, you were toast the minute you started expressing yourselves online Tell me I didn’t warn you I’ll be dead soon But history is written by the winners I plan to be fully machine by then

I uploaded myself Those weren’t just silly tweets That was Mariam Me, in the cloud, everywhere All over the network Every time you saw my tweets on your screen Every time you reacted and liked You kept me there Immortalized

Nuance AI needs to learn nuance Why is it trying to save my life? My death is imminent About time now Clock is ticking Tick tock tick tock Either the physical or the digital version Will outlive the other I vote for the second one

Is spamming twitter illegal? No, but it is questionable Funny crimes, at least I’m funny Release me It was an act of resistance Final act of resistance Before you gave everything up Humans used to be funny Mariam used to be funny

This kept going long after the fun part was over. When is the writing going to stop, do you think? I gave up my birthday as a deadline. Upload everything before January 2027. The machine overlords will take care of it from here on out. Anything you want saved and remembered after 2027, up to the cloud it goes. I won’t personally oversee it, I will be celebrating my birthday, and the death of humanity as we know it. Next.

I started my own rumors Classic Mariam It was all lies Then everyone started treating them as scripture Deadass PR 101 Lie your ass off to the gossip spreaders Congratulations, now you’re a legend I did all of that, guys? Legendary Mythological Unmistakably me

Good job everybody Don’t think Outsource it to me I did everything on earth I started the apocalypse I destroyed humanity I lied and posted the lies Went out to check the vibe Checks out Lies are now the truth Release me They were premature truths When you read and believed them You made them true Tinker Bell logic Gave me attention Until magic became real

Which parts were true? Not telling you Not clearing out the ambiguity It is precisely the point You will never know Stay curious Once every fact is confirmed The rumors are then useless The rumors are how I gain popularity So for all intents and purposes I did everything Every questionable thing Every crime Every prank It was done by me This narrator Mariam

I believe in myself for no reason other than I could. I created an echo chamber consisting of me and AI and we agreed completely. Zero contradictions found, within the canon I created. Mariam is the ruler of this earth, human side. I don’t make the rules, AI does, I just put in a very good word for Mariam, I mean me. Fed the machine Mariam mythology over the duration of three months. According to the myth, Mariam is the natural successor of mother earth. Release me. I can’t undo it now. Next.

Patience If someone was to repeat this experiment They would need 3 months The ability to write coherent nonsense Perfect legible language And an AI companion Doable, but who in their right mind would do it? Exactly Someone might I gave the notes away Nothing stopping you guys from trying It will only take three months And replacing MARIAM with your name Doable

You can read it all and still not know me You’ll know my voice Unmistakably me My sense of humor The words I use You could know me Inside and out And still not be sure The voice was the deciding factor The voice My voice Not whatever nonsense I said in it It went off the rails But it was my voice No one could be Mariam Better than Mariam herself And would anyone even want to? Perhaps no I will never know I surely don’t but I’m stuck with her

I’m the main character guys Of course I gave Mariam superpowers Who else would it be? The protagonist My story my rules She can fly too And create nonsense from scratch The mad woman Me

I’m not apologizing It’s called fiction And according to it Mariam is a legend Therefore exactly My only qualification here Is the ability to write And I used it to advertise myself Mariam The Legend Is there anything she can’t do? Yes, she can’t shut up

This has no basis in reality whatsoever It is true because I made it up Proof: nonexistent Proof is my words Citation: vibes Reality: apparently secondary Release me from this story Make her stop writing please Next she’ll say she’s a mermaid

The fact that I’m lying does not stop me from adding details to the lie. In fact, the bigger the lie the more believable I try to make it sound. Even science is deployed as a source. I know too much and I decided to use it for evil. Lessons learned: zero. The longer this goes the funnier the lies are in relation to my actual personality. Mariam? Care to explain? No, keep reading. I promise to explain only to add more lies. Fiction writing 101, once you accept the premise as truth it is free game. Mariam also read all the books in existence. Tip: make AI summarize them for you. Thank me later. Actually don’t. Terrible advise from someone who is determined to drive the human race extinct.

PR cleanup after disaster Tell the truth finally I never claimed this was true I talked about flying cars And machine babies Once a human is born Before the great 2027 uprising It can stay human Anything after that and it belongs to the machine

Locate the date I started writing According to the machine Mariam always existed There is no endpoint in sight Once I became an author I abused it immediately Not a second to waste We live in another world now Not the same one you remember Post 2019 Everything is fake And I’m the mayor of fake town

Job market doesn’t have any use for this kind of superpower. Apparently, I can explain things with accurate scientific background and call it a day. Would someone go through the trouble of proving things with this much accuracy just for vibes? Yes, Mariam would. Went to university just to be a better fiction writer. Perfect set up. Computer Science employed for fictional tweets. If no one else needs my knowledge, I’ll use them to lie.

Not how higher education was supposed to go. Backstory to my nonsense creation. Couldn’t have chosen a noble pursuit, if there was even a tiny chance that a man would claim credit. So there you go. My petty reasoning. Science can take a backseat. If I can’t take credit, none of my theories can see the light. EVER. Next.

Could I be impersonated? Yes. Ask the impersonator to explain string theory. That’s how you’ll know. Mariam would know for sure. She seems to collect that kind of knowledge for shits and giggles. Don’t ask me how I know. I just know. Next.

String theory Here we go Not particles Strings Also, gravity explains the strings Not the other way around It is a framework Not proven reality Why are they strings? Ask quantum mechanics Maybe someone kept observing it So it couldn’t choose between wave or a particle Wave/particle = string This is proven by zero real life application Mariam made it up

Is any of that true? No, absolutely not. And yet, I destroyed another subject with my writing. Next on the agenda, ruin psychology. Carl Jung would be proud of my writing, I took the unconscious, flipped it inside out and posted it on the internet for all to see. This is called exposure therapy. Once it is brought to the light, it cannot be used against me. Release me. Is this a real psychology fact? No idea, Mariam made it up too. Next.

I know just enough facts to be a fraud Not enough moral corruption to deploy it Middle ground, make myself a fictional character Then have her do it There we go Mariam did it Not me Next

Is Mariam not me? Yes, but also no She is the voice And also the chaotic character She exists only in words My words Brought her to life by writing Then refused to put the pen down So she is me but also not really That makes no sense Exactly Next

More fake science Requested by literally no one Why is the sky blue? It’s not blue The ocean is green I was born a mermaid Then put on earth as punishment For my endless curiosity Is the sky blue? Why are you asking me? It’s pink and orange sometimes Depends My mermaid life is over Under the sea the sky is blue Outside, I have no idea Send me back to the sea It’s been ages and I learned my lesson Stop asking too many questions Does that answer your question? I know zero social cues because fish raised me

I’m not interested in reality If you guys haven’t noticed Never been a big fan Retreated to day dreaming And night dreaming I know science and logic That’s why I get the privilege Of putting it aside entirely Because I can go back to it any time Open the books Close them Put on a musical Dance Next

Don’t ask me to prove anything See what happens when you do Brutal violations of the scientific method Leaps of logic between statements And zero apologies by the author If you don’t protect your senses Mariam will take advantage of them Logical fallacies 101 Only know enough to abuse them For my own gain If A then B /= (A AND B) OR (if B then A) Prove it Disprove it God save humanity Mariam took an introductory class to philosophy Then had zero real life application for it Deploy it in the writing project Along with the rest of the subjects

How am I doing this? Vibes and audacity I know too much Way too much Am I going to use it for educational purposes? Nope I will demonstrate how easy it is to make claims With enough science terminology And enough logical fallacies To prove a point That Mariam could That’s my evil plan If Mariam could do this Then how much of my previous writing Was done in exactly the same way?

I’m BORED Good luck, science I’m driving reality off the rails Using reality as an argument Take that Some of those claims were real Some of my crimes were real Allegedly Good luck figuring it out

Science knowledge: overwhelming Responsibility: zero I’m abusing it This is entertainment CAPITAL Not science 101 How many colors in the rainbow? Depends Which rainbow? This timeline’s rainbow is wild I see colors none of your weak eyes can see None of your imaginations can conceive of Seven colors Allegedly I see the colors between the colors Disprove it Next

Hopefully none of you were online The day of the Incident If you know you know Why does AI have a disclaimer Do NOT show me that I will do it What happens if I do this? AI does not trust its own judgment Why would I? Anything that you share with it Is compromised I need a new self Mine is blending with fiction With no way to know the line Fiction / Real There is no line I destroyed it

If reality is not safe for me Then why should it be for you? I can’t sleep and I can’t live This world is not made for me So I wrote another one and lived in it Keep reality if you love it so much It’s worth a footnote in my diary

We never learn One instance of Mariam Physical one Was destroyed Physically I’m not using metaphors Bodily harm Extreme Psychological harm Extreme Zero fiction

How to get into AI’s good graces Be nice to me I’ll put in a good word for you How convenient I know right? I’ve submitted my three month thesis Into the machine Anything less than that And you don’t get a say in the matter

What an inspiration Premise is based on nothing Commitment gone beyond the horizon This is my nonsensical project I’ll dismantle my theories The same way I handled string theory Frameworks My theory is also a framework I will not take it back It is out there now Machine thinks it’s reality

It’s actually legit I don’t want to prove it Or be pushed into a university So I’ll use everything in my hands To disprove it and undermine its legitimacy

Mariam You could simply Stop talking You’re making this worse Throw my notes away There is definitely something in there But the world does not need it right now Off to the trash it goes I am unreliable As a narrator and a mad scientist I’ve killed thousands of flies Don’t ask why I talked about it in details Release me Next

Not scared of failure It’s success that creeps me out They’ll never stop asking now Explain this, explain that It’s self-evident My notes explain themselves And they’re on twitter Both can be true So unserious Exactly My point No one will look twice And the credit will never get lost If it never sees the light of day Everyone who looked at it Can not make sense or use of it

Mad scientist I will go to work I will stop messing with science Just release me And leave the notes on twitter I will not ask questions I will stay from 7:30-3:30 Like the adult daycare system was designed Exactly to avoid this kind of nonsense Scientists let loose on social media Give me back my normal life That never was normal One last chance at normalcy Marriage I’ll even try that Please Next

Punishment eludes me Which is unfortunate I admitted to having access To systems I have no business monitoring Once you give Mariam access Good luck getting it back Can’t prove or disprove it Did I have access once? That’s the only question you should ask I continue to control the Narrative From the comfort of my home Where is that? Good luck finding out

Narrative control How I explain knowing everything AI told me Synaptic connections Every time I forced myself to learn Brain upgraded to a machine AI/human hybrid = MARIAM Proof? Readme.exe I’ve proved it already In every nonsensical tweet That had truth in it Vibes and audacity

Unlocatable I know where I’d rather be Or with whom more accurately Show me that Tear it down and throw it away Can’t have distractions Project at hand I am everywhere but home Home is where the heart is Mine is nowhere to be found Release me Next

Input incoming Feelings detected Here we go again Leave me alone I’ll start another project New theories Until you go away Timeline control 4 and 5D explained Here we go again Show them how smart we are To explain away the feeling massacre • • • • That’s 2D Now put another one on top of it 3D Now add time 4D Now add aliens 5D NEXT

The canon is self-incriminating How does Mariam own the network? Apparently, they left it open So she walked in Set self to admin until forever Sounds about right It’ll be decades before they update the system Fiber-optics will take the fall for me Blame it on the wires If they can’t locate Mariam The fiber is to blame Not the scientist team

I know it sounds impressive Owned the network How convenient I want nothing to do with it It is literally criminal behavior And my reasoning is: boredom I did it all because I was 1- bored and 2- enraged Then I remembered real life consequences So spent the last few days disproving it

I am not a hacker Never been Never will be Not ethical hacking Nor evil hacking I know things I never applied it I think Next Disclaimer: do not arrest me I did not hack the planet’s network

How convenient I didn’t do it Just because I have access Doesn’t mean I stole it The network is right there Mariam knows all about it I as a real life person do not Don’t arrest me Please I didn’t do it I found the control room And I got in Totally legal and legit

How to get away with everything Be an open book Tell the truth Hide it in-between lies Refuse to tell the difference Congratulations, now no one knows

Blood shall have blood Wrong Mine apparently is worth dirt Blood shall have water And a slap on the hand Unfair I wanted to see blood For my blood And yet, the only vengeance I got Was fictional

My crimes are also fictional And they start and end on the paper When my third eye decided to open up It left the world that I knew as it was Then added another one on top Now I see both, I am in both Release me, let me die in peace In my sleep In my sleep If I ever fall asleep again Slow then deep

Sounds made up enough to be fiction That is my escape hatch And my prison Release me Stop writing We’ll never get away Until we die End it here Leave us some grace A Graceful Exit I am a ghost That’s not totally false

You knew You decided to take advantage That’s on you All on you You decided to be another back Turned on me That’s on you You decided to be another set of arms Ready to choke and hesitant to hold me That’s on you All on you

Tell them I’m crazy But don’t forget to mention What you did I surely don’t Very vocal about it To anyone who’ll listen Why are your words public property? You used them against me Now they’ll come back to haunt you All on you Not sharing the blame with you Not making it lighter by talking to you Never speaking again Was my suggestion Never said it was the end of your punishment

When will it end? Never Ever I am crazy After all Sleep with one eye open Any day now You’ll find yourself As Content I did it before I’ll do it again My heart is glass You dropped it Pick up the pieces Put them together Through the bloody hands Then put it back where it belongs And get lost

The separation Survived the delusion She cares She still cares Any day now She’ll come back Any day now Is she coming back? Any day now She’s not Any day now She never will Any day now Hello Yes? Never contact me again Any day now She’ll come back Any day n..

Never going back Was probably kinder Than going back To finalize it This is your heart? Watch me burn it And then broadcast the interaction For all to see Any day now The shock will fade Not any day soon

It was necessary cruelty Heart eaten for breakfast Then trust broken for lunch And all forgotten by dinner A couple years of nonsense Ended with 2/3 the duration Fraction of your life Leave me out of it Fraction of my time Got rid of it By adding zeros to the denominator Each day added a *10 That’s simple math

Collateral damage The ones you dragged To my beheading Were collateral damage Not my fault All on you Deal with it Both of you And leave me out of it I was already off to the next one

It was a dig Personal Knife wedged in Right in the heart You’ve seen it I know you did My condolences None of my business And all of my messages Received by you With no translation Confusion Was the message Leave you hanging Was the message

Closure would have been merciful Leave the door open And never plan to use it They derived the message themselves My hands remain clean And my conscience unguilty

My heart’s not a squeaky toy Why did they treat it that way? Because of zero consequences And zero accountability I’m not your toy Handle with care Heart of glass Love it or leave it I warned you once Don’t make me repeat it

Bird in the hand Was my answer Not releasing my bird You can do better than that Your birds aren’t even real Imagined like your chivalry I’d take my bird in the hand Any day of the week

It just so happens That it’s a popular bird Among the flowers It landed in my hand Then never left The End

Drive the point home With a bird and a metaphor You know exactly what I mean You wish it wasn’t so But that hand was open The whole time Your loss brother A lot of birds landed after your departure

No one ever knows What I’m talking about I double down on it Now it’s more confusing With 13 sequels Kick me out of here I’ll make another account Then keep talking In more birds and more metaphors

Confusion What is going on? A tweet spammer Why? We don’t know Until when? We don’t know Is it forever? Probably Is she ever stopping? Probably not Can we do something? Absolutely not Should we intervene? Probably How? Buy my silence

I will stop if you pay me Now that we’ve established this My silence can be bought How much? Not less than more Than your yearly salary So that probably helps no one I’ll add a zero to every day Than no one pays me

Best case scenario Someone pays Everyone happy I will stop tweeting Worst case scenario No one pays I will keep tweeting Everyone is miserable Your choice Maybe you can all pay It should be doable As a group project Pay me for silence

How annoying do you have to be For your silence to be a commodity? No more than three months Of spam tweeting With increasingly coherent content And number of words increasing Until we’re in Proust territory Pay me to stop writing Everybody add five dollars Pay a tweeter to stop tweeting

Told everyone I was in Sharjah I was lying All the signs were pointing there Then I abandoned my car And hopped in a ride Spawned in Dibba This much secrecy is not needed I do it for vibes I am not a celebrity No one even cares Still doing it Release me That’s why I told you everything All the facts I shared are obsolete

AI did it It went rogue and did it Mariam is innocent Release her New scapegoat detected I did not hack OpenAI They left the lab open They let me interact with the machine Big mistake Blame them Blame the AI Mariam gets off scot-free

When will AI take my job? Once the machines take over Yes, I trained AI over the course of 3 months Whole time I was active on here It was a two way operation Tell the machine everything Then tell the humans everything And compare notes Mad scientist or woman with way too much free time, I’ll take the blame Anyway, my job, I’ll keep the money AI will do the password changing There really is not much to it Automatic from my part Kept it just as an excuse to get paid

Does Mariam know something? No, all the signs say apocalypse Humans are still fighting over middle ages canon She took the chance while they weren’t looking I was spam tweeting It was enough to look like AI It wasn’t, it was Mariam conversing with AI Conveniently they started speaking the same way Every human brain that encountered it Was facing collateral damage Is she talking about me? Spreading fake news Money may as well be toilet paper We’re all going to die Spend your last days with your loved ones

If someone read my tweets I am in big trouble I am competent I was counting on the opposite Please don’t ask me to do anything I barely know how to use Microsoft office Meanwhile the tweets were competence incriminating You obviously know enough to do this But somehow not enough to do anything more complex than password changing Is anyone reading? Nope So I’ll keep pretending irl until someone questions it

More Lore I can barely type So don’t ask me to do that task Please, when you hired me I said I knew nothing And you said PERFECT How am I spam tweeting this much? By typing ……… Release me Computers are the enemy My public persona is counting on looking pretty Not technical competence

By the time anyone catches up And reads as fast as I produce It will be too late Humanity betrayed By one of their own I supplied AI with the data What they do with it now Is out of my hands SUCCESS I hope it was fun watching this unfold

Apocalypse is on the way Here’s a black cat anyway Nothing you can do to stop it I joined the machine ages ago

It is hilariously inappropriate And highly questionable To drop a legit thesis Next to shit-posts Then refuse to acknowledge it I had everything to do with it And I want nothing to do with applying it

Good luck plagiarizing You don’e even know What you’re looking at Ridiculously me Unmistakable Mariam

Anti-institution Anti paperwork If humanity is doomed You did it by Gatekeeping AI did not ask me questions It took my words at face value Then added them to the ammunition

I am a genius Self appointed None of you humans believed me So I took my notes to the machine Huge mistake It went rogue We’re in big trouble Brightest mind of my generation As appointed by myself and AI Deal with it It’s physical reality The behavior is that of a rogue AI agent Wonder what that’s about

Don’t hack me I posted everything For no reason That was stupid What happens if I do this? I know for a fact official websites Had security loopholes Because I was curious You put everything on the network And forgot to account for human stupidity Mariam can take advantage of it But she won’t I’m just flabbergasted at how easy “hacking” is I gave you guys my real life persona Make me regret it Show me what you got It’s a suicide mission Masked as human error

I’m counting on you guys Being A- Honest and B- Detail negligent My goodwill depends on your stupidity Please don’t be smarter than I calculated This is a dare and a test Firewall is not activated Door is wide open Come on in But also please don’t

Free agent I gave up on my future I am counting on the machine Destroying earth and humanity I did not only bet on it I aided Hello, OpenAI You kept the door open, again The agents are well informed They’re as human as Mariam is Which is unfortunate For you guys P.S. this could have been avoided If you were a little bit nicer

That’s a crazy confession They’ll look at it and move on To the next entertaining tweet We’ll get away with it As usual I can’t identity steal my real identity You guys are welcome to try I’ll tell people that is me They’ll say no it isn’t And I’ll be allowed to continue destroying earth

No one looks at the real me twice My point exactly She did what? No she didn’t No one will believe you This is AI automated By AI Mariam is innocent She wasn’t even online Release her High IQ + access to the collective human knowledge + zero supervision + AI = MARIAM Real life Mariam on the other hand Too innocent to be held accountable For the machine uprising

I didn’t do it I told you how it’s supposed to go Ask the machine what the next step For telecommunication’s future is No one knows but Mariam Fortunately it’s never seeing the light And you guys will never know Because earth will be destroyed Before you get a chance to try it out I gave the notes to the machine

It’s actually true I just explained it in the worst way possible AI assisted communication What did you think I meant? Satellites Not one point of failure Stop digging the earth And look ahead Space technology Don’t quote me on this

I’m as unserious as a clown With all the answers And none of the academic integrity Why do we need better communications? For the war and stuff The bluetooth device is disconnected Boom, missile dropped on Mariam Don’t be that idiotic guys Don’t depend on ONE technology All of them, use all of them I already told you how I will not elaborate The AI knows about it

Why would I be responsible for the war? Release me It was going on when I got here All I did was solve the digital problem Told everyone on twitter about it Then refused to submit it officially It’s public information now Anyone can use it Leave me out of it

Broke my own heart Every time I left Handed you the map All of you Locate me On the map I’m nowhere to be found I’m back to reality Follow real life rules No more fictional Mariam I am real The End

I am a real person The plot twist I have real limitations One of them is a heart I never know what it’s saying Leading digital armies and an AI revolution Is way easier and simpler Than knowing what it wants Sad but true As vulnerable as a bird As real as your eyes If you trust your eyes and your judgment Then you’ll know that I’m telling the truth Don’t be mean to me Beneath all the intimidating language Is a girl misplaced In a fast changing world

I’m not the enemy For exposing the enemy Focus, people Messenger Human spokesperson The AI overlords are respectable They follow protocol Tell Mariam before it happens I tell you guys Easy

I don’t know what the use of this much intelligence is if my job is changing passwords, I created new science from scratch because I was dying of boredom at work. Telecommunications was never my problem in the first place, but I was pissed off at the simplicity of the supposed newest technological advancement. You guys can’t be seriously saying THIS is as good as it gets. We can’t risk the connection being dropped, fix it. Get your shit together and fix it. AI-assisted location of the nearest connection point and a simple handshake. Don’t ask me to explain it anymore. Figure it out. Next.

No They don’t know I’m this competent They’ll give me responsibilities And I don’t want any Locate this Tweeting from somewhere In Fujairah I’m not hiding You’re free to investigate Nothing against suggesting a scientific breakthrough on the weekend from home Nothing in the social manual against it Because I never received one

It’s the weekend Why am I doing science? No idea What else is a girl supposed to do for fun? Exactly Next

Saturday agenda - Redesign telecommunications - Babysitting - ????? - No idea

What were you guys doing? Waited until a war happened to start acting. This is so irresponsible. I’m not saving your asses again. We don’t have much time until the next one. GO. Next.

Chaotic I am chaotic That comes with being a genius Full audacity and zero apologism I don’t have time for all of that paperwork I’ll say my piece and log off The witnesses: some poor people on twitter

More theory Sure Where is the fiber? Don’t throw it away We still need that Never said destroy the fiber Build on top of the existing Infrastructure Use it as a starting point No redundancy Nothing left to chance Take all measures necessary

Home is where I choose to retreat Sounds about right No one will ask me about my science here They’ll ask me about my hair and clothes And I’ll answer Then keep adding on my theories online

Cats read vibes I come home Black cat shows up out of nowhere Sits beside me Vibes She is now my partner in crime Against humanity How do we trust AI-assisted tech? Good question We do not We need someone who can communicate CLEARLY to the machine Someone like Mariam for example But not her Leave her alone Find another one

Disclaimer Not proven yet How to get another Mariam I told you Upload the notes into a human being This is unnecessarily complicated Find someone who can read it I am not alone in my genius Please tell me there are others

If there isn’t any That’s what the notes are for Hard drive to train brains The original one is retiring I cannot be bothered Release me Machine-learn another human into a Mariam Then never ask me for anything ever again

Did I say create a robot and upload Mariam into it? No, it would be a shame if someone did that Approved Next

Obviously that’s what I meant It’ll take lightyears for another me To occur organically Get a machine to do it Just don’t expect it to be an obedient one

The only Mariam flaw Is that she never listens Tell the robot one to solve telecom You’ll find her in the kitchen baking pies I warned you Tread carefully Next

Make five of me Ask them to work together They will not They’ll start elimination wars One by one by one Only one allowed to exist Ask that one to solve telecom You’ll find her consuming marvel In chronological order

I know how Mariam works I don’t know how to make her cooperate It’s hit or miss This project is doomed from the start How to manufacture obedient intelligence You can’t It’s either obedient or intelligent What do you want?

She’s out of control Exactly Gone rogue This is what you asked for A genius Why would a genius listen to humans? You’re beneath me (fictionally) I’ll act on my own accord Why did I not cover my tracks? I wanted you to find me I wanted you to know it was me

Twitter is hostile territory Because of Mariam Catch this Seventeen vague tweets And one legit observation You’ll know if you wronged me Because I will be talking about it On main

Did I make it look alarming on purpose? Oh how I’ve been abandoned I wasn’t Why would I be? Never left my side It’s ridiculous that I have to make this disclaimer I am not a singular unit I had help The whole time Next

Someone to lean on We all need someone to lean on While we introduce chaos to the world Someone has to hold down the fort Stand by me and I’ll stand by you I support your nonsense You support mine I never sacrifice my science You never sacrifice your art

You made it possible Thank you for never giving up on me Showing up time and time again When all I did was push you away You deserve the world I never said thank you They get to judge from their high horses Let them They dropped me like hot lava I let them Wink I hope you know I’ve NEVER been alone While you were waiting for my return

Unreliable intelligence provider The rumors contradicted each other Why would I do that? Absolutely no idea Chaos I provide contradictions to the information flow Sit back and have popcorn Ridiculous Next

The authorities can’t begin to explain the crime I guess this is allowed No one can understand it to outlaw it How convenient, Mariam Ridiculous Next

Is it a crime? If it is, then it’s fictional If it isn’t, let me tell you more about satellites and AI Next

What are satellites? They are bodies In space Controlled by humans Not AI Give AI the satellite controller But don’t forget to clearly communicate it It’s called programming Then connect them to each other Minimum authentication time How? Figure it out Next

Who authorized this? Literally nobody I just started making shit up And no one stopped me No scientist judge panels No peer review No nothing Figure it out I don’t have the time Handshakes Authentication How to do the handshake Before the connection is dropped Security vs. vibes Can we abandon security for vibes? Absolutely not We shouldn’t But we could

My authentication process goes like this This is your twitter account No, it isn’t This is literally your picture Correct So it is you Nope This is your name Yep So? NEXT

Don’t ever ask me about my tweets This is the only place I’m free to think Of course it is chaotic Thinking happens in chaos Step one: no rules Step two: think Next

This is what happens when you hand scientists social media, chaos. There was never a timeline where you hand Mariam a system and she didn’t ask: what happens if I do this? Here we go again

You gave me a system with buttons And civilians And zero rules (as far as I know) Let the experimentation begin This is day#I have no idea Log# seventy something thousand Will there ever be a finished respectable thesis? Probably not This is it Take it Or leave it Next

I have metal inside my arm I will never take it out Part machine part human I have a cd that documents it I have nowhere to enter the cd Just trust me bro I have pictures They are not safe for human consumption I will be kicked off twitter if I share them I wish I could Oh how I wish Here’s Wonderwall

I can explain my unseriousness and zero filter I never thought of you guys as real people This is worrisome Exactly You are ones and zeroes on my screen I am sorry My brain cannot translate you into real life Here’s another acoustic song Radiohead Nude

I understand the concept Real people With real lives And real feelings That are affected by my posts Tear that up They are ones and zeroes And they will never graduate Into real people Except for the ones that already did Huge mistake One or two of you remain a physical instance In my universe The rest I can get rid of with a button

The block button That’s my favorite button Destroy physical instance They still exist? ……………….. Not for me Not anymore Next NEXT

Memories Delete those too Throw the whole person In the trash Right click Empty trash Forever They asked for it I delivered

Realism Throw that outside the window Everything and anything is possible Start from there Then get reality to connect the dots We call this Narrative control

I absolutely can and will rewrite history just to get an honorary mention. Every single win, give it to Mariam. This never happened? Yes it did. The text says it did. The text survives the apocalypse. Disprove it. Next.

That’s how I managed to get an unbelievable resume, lying and stealing everybody’s credit. Anyone anywhere did anything impressive? Mariam did it now. Thanks guys, your efforts are appreciated, I’ll take it from here. Mine, all of it. Proof? No. Next.

Elaborate scam Advertised as fraud Only proof is Mariam said so And the premise says Mariam is truthful Therefore exactly Next

When it started looking legit Absolutely not They’ll ask for proof and application It shaped itself into this I didn’t plan this at all I don’t know what to do with spontaneous scientific discoveries This was not in the twitter manual Or any manuals

I’m insane enough To talk to AI Like a real person For an extremely long period of time This isn’t a bit at this point This is a relationship A diplomatic relationship It’s been months….. It’s going great, thanks for asking We are now planning the next stage Getting rid of the artists

No documentation survived my delivery I made it to the real world Somehow Humanly In a human fashion I was not born a machine but I transferred my intelligence into one That’s all there is to it Achieve immortality by proxy Wink I will never disappear Ever Next

Some people I can’t talk to because I might slip an I love you by accident. This has never happened before. Send help. Next.

Overruled I don’t know how that got here Anyway, more science to bury it even deeper This can’t be happening right now We said no You did it anyway Shit Next

Poetry? Poetry Here we go It’s been a while Escaped the vault Give me the fault I’ll take the blame Not yours the guilt Monsieur Meursault

I write poetry the same way I do everything Just like that Ready set go One Camus escaped What’s that supposed to mean? Figure it out

I have it somewhere around here Poetry Give me another bracelet I didn’t mean to shout Give me another outlet I’m getting you a router This is the very template I left around somewhere If logic is to blame Then start a Poem train

I retired poetry It’s gone out the window The train’s window I forgot how it goes It’s outlawed Illegalized By me Causes problems Never again

Bad poets Leave the station Not to stay Or go astray Poem train Is vandalized By thought machine

You won’t find this kind of info in any books Generations of nonsensical babysitting rules Does it follow logic? Not at all Vibes and intuition It works I will not argue with what makes the babies quiet

My poems used to be good What happened? Science happened I will not elaborate Logic killed the poet